[Banstick]Chrommie's 10 ways to get banned!!

[Chrommie]

Method #1
Name: Speedhack
What to do: Start Cheat engine and Speedhack around. anywhere will do
Time to ban:10sec - 5mins
Difficulty to pulloff: Morderate
Ban duration: 72h
Sucess rate: 98-100%
Specials? None.

Method #2
Name: Cussing , Racism
What to do: Start cussing in trade or genreal or in a battleground ... cussing hard. RACISM is good.
Time to ban:10sec - 5mins
Difficulty to pulloff: Easy
Ban duration: Warning - 48h.
Sucess rate: 60-100%
Specials? None.

Method #3
Name: Scamming
What to do: Scam somebody ... I suggest using the TGC card method But again , anything will sufice
Time to ban: 1-4hrs.
Difficulty to pulloff: Easy - Very Hard , Scam Dependant
Ban duration : Warning - Permaban , Scam Dependant
Success rate : 1-100% , Scam Dependant
Specials? None.

Method #4
Name: China nr1
What to do : In trade , ask where to buy gold . Once you get a reply saying that this is not legal Tell them that u dont care .. and that u just want gold
Time to ban: 1-12HRS
Difficulty: Easy
Ban duration : Warning - 3 Hours
Sucess rate : 60-80%
Specials? None.

Method #5
Name: China nr2
What to do: Advertise a gold-selling website , Might be a good way to get some gold for yo main
Time to ban: 1hr-3hrs
Difficulty: Morderate
Ban duration: 72Hrs - PERMABAN.
Sucess rate: 60-100%
Specials? none


Method #6
Name: China nr3
What to do: Rent the account, than when they login ... start logging in and out and kicking them , soon you will recive a ban.
Time to ban: 1hr.
Difficulty: Morderate
Ban duration: 48hrs
Sucess rate: 100%
Specials? MMOTeam is a Good choice for US.


Method #7
Name: Defraud.
What to do: Defraud a Gamemaster.
Time to ban: 30m - 2h
Difficulty: Morderate
Ban duration: 3-24h
Sucess rate: 100% Depends on YOU!
Specials? None.


Method #8
Name: Cuss a Gamemaster.
What to do: Cuss a Gamemaster.
Time to ban: 20 - 50mins
Difficulty: Morderate
Ban duration: 24h-72h , Be sure to use racism if u want the 72h
Sucess rate: 100%
Specials? None.


Method #9
Name: Virtual Sex offer
What to do: Offer virtual sex with camera in trade or to a gamemaster.
Time to ban: 1-2hrs
Difficulty: Morderate
Ban duration: 3hrs - PERMABAN , Depends on the Gamemaster / player.
Sucess rate: 100%
Specials? none.

Method #10
Name: Pure Evilness
What to do: Open a GM ticket saying you want items or you're going to "Kill yourself" if blizzard doesnt give u items or gold.
Time to ban: 20mins-2hrs.
Difficulty: Extremely hard. You need to be a social engineer.
Ban Duration: Permaban + No right to other WoW accounts
Sucess Rate: 10%-100% , Dependant on ur social engineering.
Specials? blizzard also send the police to the account holder's home ... Giving you enough time to launder the goods.

Feel free to add tested methods.

[r3deemer]

Sweet, some nice ones in there.. Most of these i knew already, cept the last one, but still helpful... (Also have you ever done that last one cos that seems very cruel...)

[Chrommie]

yeh ... permaban (long time ago)

[CodeDemon]

Nice list Chrommie +Rep

And to anbody that wants to spam the trade channel I suggest making a macro!

[lagingtoo]

yea this worked

[Skunk5]

Hmm i might use this soon

[Verye]

Method #10
Name: Pure Evilness
What to do: Open a GM ticket saying you want items or you're going to "Kill yourself" if blizzard doesnt give u items or gold.
Time to ban: 20mins-2hrs.
Difficulty: Extremely hard. You need to be a social engineer.
Ban Duration: Permaban + No right to other WoW accounts
Sucess Rate: 10%-100% , Dependant on ur social engineering.
Specials? blizzard also send the police to the account holder's home ... Giving you enough time to launder the goods.

First off, I doubt you would be permanently banned for this if it's a first offense.

Second, what does "no right to other WoW accounts" mean?

Third, I'd recommend you remove this from your guide, because the police WILL come knocking on their door, and I don't think anyone wants that.

[walfen]

That #10 is damn harsh...

Don't know if even I would do that.

[Chrommie]

First off, I doubt you would be permanently banned for this if it's a first offense.

Second, what does "no right to other WoW accounts" mean?

Third, I'd recommend you remove this from your guide, because the police WILL come knocking on their door, and I don't think anyone wants that.

No right means that they ban the person who made the account .

[Maxused]

wow thanks for this, I didnt know I could get banned for being racist, cursing, advertising gold selling.

[Cr3x]

Haha!! Good Guide!!

[Brian Peppers]

wow thanks for this, I didnt know I could get banned for being racist, cursing, advertising gold selling.

I lol'd In real life

[Verye]

wow thanks for this, I didnt know I could get banned for being racist, cursing, advertising gold selling.

I sneer'd in real life, then reported your post.

[Tapeworm]

Nice list.

+rep because the different colors didin't make my eyes bleed.

[walfen]

Morderate is spelled Moderate, sir. Thanks for the list, by the way. Kind of want to use #10 on my friend.