I was bored. This is hilarious.

[chrisbernal221]

so.........

the other day i needed 100 gold to buy a krol blade on the AH

I bought it on wowmine.com

Needed 100 more.

Called them, lied, said i never got it. (recorded it)

Got 100 more.

was bored just now.

felt like having 18 dollars back.

did this.

Due to a sharp increase of our business, we are currently handling a significantly high volume of chat requests. As a result, waiting time may be longer than usual. We appreciate your patience and understanding. Thank you. A support agent will be with you shortly. Your wait time will be approximately 5 minute(s) and 0 seconds. Thank you for holding. The queue is 1 long and your position is 1.
You are now chatting with 'Aggie'
Your Issue ID for this chat is LTK7103172544X
Chris: hello
Aggie: Welcome to live chat support, Chris Bernal! How may I help you today?
Aggie:
Chris: i purchased gold 3 or 4 days ago, and i still have not gotten it
Chris: i would like my money back
Chris: they said to wait a few hours
Aggie: US Frostwolf H mortify 100 ,right?
Chris: and i called back and did this over and over again
Chris: yes
Aggie: One moment please, I will check for you.
Chris: i have waited and waited and wasted my time
Chris: i would really like my money back right now
Chris: i DO NOT have my gold. i i paid you guys
Chris: i dont want it anymore, so just forget it and give me back my money
Chris: and dont tell me that your systems are down, becuase you already told me that like 5 times, and its bull****
Chris: are you going to answer me or just ignore me?
Aggie: checking your order information now, please wait
Chris: no i dont want to wait goddamn it
Chris: just give me my money back
Aggie: but our system says we have sent the gold
Chris: I DO NOT HAVE THE GOLD
Aggie: I don't know why your didn't get it
Chris: neither do i
Chris: just give me my monbey back
Chris: money*
Aggie: checking the reason now, please wait a moment
Chris: no i dont care
Chris: i dont care why it didnt send
Chris: just give me my money back
Chris: get on your computer and resend the money
Chris: my dad is standing right here
Chris: he said he is gonna call blizzard and report you guys
Chris: for stealing money
Aggie: U:\log2007-01-04.txt/338798: 17:19:38- HandleAllOrdersBySite 565: acc(Atilia) regn(0) realm(Frostwolf) char(Dekain) sended 280000 to target(mortify) serial:800660996 in CheckMail(ret=0),liMoneyGot=289970->ws_money=9940 diff(280030).
Aggie: U:\log2007-01-05.txt/169894: 18:35:50- HandleAllOrdersBySite 94: acc(Jessabrie) regn(0) realm(Frostwolf) char(Hfvotkr) sended 720000 to target(mortify) serial:800660996 in CheckMail(ret=0),liMoneyGot=1200000->ws_money=479970 diff(720030).
Aggie: The above system log extracted from our delivery system shows the time and amount of the delivery. Note that the time is in China time and the unit were in copper.
Aggie: We deliver you the gold with no human intervention. The system doesn't err. It might have been caused by WoW mail system delay or other reason we've yet known. The gold has left our character and that's final.
Chris: ok look, you are showing me all this ****, the fact is, i do not have the gold. You can either give me my 18 dollars back, or i can call blizzard and tell them that you are stealing from their customers. And by the way, my best friend works as the ead of account management at blizzard in irvine here in california, so if i tell him, blizzard will find out
Chris: head of account management*
Aggie: we will resend the gold , but you have to create a new character name cause it seems the name mortify couldn't accept the gold. and we are out of stock on this server, you may have to wait about 3 days,
Chris: please just refund my money
Chris: i do not want to wait 3 days
Aggie: a moment please
Chris: whets going on?
Aggie: we are doing refund now,please wait
Chris: thank you
Aggie: ok refund has been sent to bank account.
Chris: thanks bitchass
Aggie: thanks for be understanding, sorry for inconvenience.
Chris: suck it asian.



LOL. thats all. if you want me to do it again, just let me know.

send me some private messages and tell me wat u thought

[GanjalfTheGreen]

your an idiot..... all you did was swear at them......

[Nidhogg]

lol, besides the immature and racistic remarks this was great.

[nyttyn]

lol besides the swearing,A+!

[Dizziness]

You are an idiot...I will try this in 5 mins

[Valefore]

You are an idiot...I will try this in 5 mins

Classic response, simply, classic

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

This was NOT nice and NOT cool.

[wiredguy8333]

Lol nice. I wonder if they eventually knew what you were doing.

[KuRIoS]

serious i am surprised that they reacted to your threat "I am gonna report you to blizzard". because the only thing that will do is give you a ban.. gold buying is considered illegal in the rules of the game, given by blizzard.
and no i dont think making racist remarks are cool...

[Eratoc]

Except for the swearing etc, I must say.. Good job dude, scam those damn sites FTW.

Maybe I should try it too.

[beerie]

Good job dude.
Swearing and racial remarks make it even better!
btw: The goldsellers are probably part of blizzard corporation anyway.

[Roflcopterzzz]

the goldsellers are probably part of blizzard corporation anyway.

lol...they've probably got employee's going undercover ..

nice scam tho, ive tried it before but it didnt work . maybe ill threaten them this time :P lol

[Nuka]

This conversation would have been alot better if after you told them to suck it they told you they hadn't refunded it and wern't going to anymore.

[Slacker]

Haha great job. Especially the last few lines

[Volt]

CoooOoOoooll

Funny, just funny