Hi, I would like to contribute to MMOwned.com via humor.
Post your GM petitions and responses here and discuss them.
Mine for example:
Petition:
NOW WHATCHALL DEWIN WITCHOUT CHO HEEEELLLMMEEEET AWWWWNN?? YALL HAVIN A PICK NICK ER SOMETIN???!!
Answer:
I haven't been to a picnic in a while, ****, but the reason my helmet isn't on is because it interferes with my magic casting. My spells get all wacky when I try to cast with that metal bucket over my head. ;o)
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( For the petition, try saying it as a short, chubby black man with a lisp. That's how my football coach sounds.)