Not Another Scamming-Noob.

[Monani]

Iam sorry if this isnt a scam, i just really felt that i had to share this seing as i had alot of laughs talking to this guy.


Greetings!


I just encountered an odd fella at MSN which was trying to retrieve my account for "renting". Just added my MSN from nowhere.
In advance i would like to state that the blank messages from me in the beginning is 2 emoticons, where the first is a sheep, and the other one is a black woman hugging the sheep. (original MSN emoticons..)

http://www.fuskbugg.se/pub/misc/sheepgirl.jpg

Low post count Excuse my spaces.
I,ve uploaded a pic for you guys who dont got MSN to try it out. It's nothing fishy with the host its a swedish one.. Excuse my swedish aswell.. You will find it that at the times where i used the sheep and girl emotes i've posted *SHEEPGIRL*.

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FOR THE RECORD!
( Säger = Says. )____

I'm Rasmus, for those of you guys who didnt figure it out.


I've always been very defensive about my account, seing as how i have 2 Full Merciless characters (wow was that shameless or what.), and yes.. they are originally mine. But thanks for the other accounts tho, Mmowned!


[email protected] säger:
hello
Rasmus säger:
hi
[email protected] säger:
nice to meet you
Rasmus säger:
Yes, nice to meet you too.
[email protected] säger:
you wtt your acc
[email protected] säger:

[email protected] säger:
?
[email protected] säger:
ok,i am ppl.i can help you power lvl for free,and give you gold,300g per day or 5000g per week,or 150$ per week
or give you a epic flyer
[email protected] säger:
ok?
Rasmus säger:
You're strange.
[email protected] säger:
*smiley*
[email protected] säger:
why?i am a man of my word
Rasmus säger:
yes yes ofc.
[email protected] säger:
strange?give me a reason
Rasmus säger:
And you may call me Kobe Bryant
[email protected] säger:
you too
[email protected] säger:
honest man
Rasmus säger:
where did ou find my msn?
[email protected] säger:
or T-mac?
[email protected] säger:
or Yao Ming?
[email protected] säger:
on the forum
Rasmus säger:
what?
[email protected] säger:
hehe
[email protected] säger:
would you like to rent your acc to me?
[email protected] säger:
*smiley*
Rasmus säger:
*SHEEPGIRL*!!!!
[email protected] säger:
i will give you that
[email protected] säger:
what do you mean?
[email protected] säger:
*smiley*
Rasmus säger:
if you give me 1000 gold first, you can rent my scammed rogue account. -- Seems like a pretty decent deal.
[email protected] säger:
i can give you some in a day
[email protected] säger:
ok?
Rasmus säger:
1000 gold first, then youll get to rent my account forever without paying me
[email protected] säger:
hehe,if i cant play it first,cant give you money now
[email protected] säger:
i must try it
[email protected] säger:
it is fair
Rasmus säger:
*SHEEPGIRL*!!!!
[email protected] säger:
you must be joking
Rasmus säger:
Nah, i just dont trust you
Rasmus säger:
First of all, your email is a freaking joke.
[email protected] säger:
trust each other
[email protected] säger:
why not wait a day?
[email protected] säger:
maybe
[email protected] säger:
but i am honest man
Rasmus säger:
im gonna trust your face with my fist.
[email protected] säger:
so think about it
Rasmus säger:
ok let me think.
Rasmus säger:
hmm.
Rasmus säger:
no.
Rasmus säger:
money up front, mr.chineese!
[email protected] säger:
hehe,you can think about it again,only 1 day
[email protected] säger:
you can check it everyday
[email protected] säger:
if you wish
Rasmus säger:
Ok i will think about it again.
Rasmus säger:
Hold on.
Rasmus säger:
Ok i've reached a decision.
Rasmus säger:
No.
[email protected] säger:
kk,i will talk yo you later
[email protected] säger:
*smiley*
Rasmus säger:
But i dont want to talk to you ;(
Rasmus säger:
We can play ping pong instead
Rasmus säger:
I go first.
Rasmus säger:
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Rasmus säger:
your turn
[email protected] säger:
can you make up your mind now?
[email protected] säger:
*smiley*
Rasmus säger:
if you win my ping pong game i will make up my mind.
Rasmus säger:
your turn
Rasmus säger:
play my ping pong!!!
[email protected] säger:
i am Wang Li qin -- If anyone can tell me who the **** that is i'd appriciate it, thanks.
[email protected] säger:
haha
Rasmus säger:
Cool!
Rasmus säger:
Iam Jackie Chan!
[email protected] säger:
hehe
Rasmus säger:
Now play my Ping Pong!!
Rasmus säger:
I go first.
Rasmus säger:
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Rasmus säger:
Your turn
[email protected] säger:
go where?
Rasmus säger:
Ping pong!
Rasmus säger:
DO IT!
Rasmus säger:
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Rasmus säger:
Your turn!
[email protected] säger:
hehe,cool man,i need rent an acc now
[email protected] säger:
so play pingpong later
Rasmus säger:
no!
[email protected] säger:
could you send to me the acc?
Rasmus säger:
play pingpong now!
Rasmus säger:
wow acc later!
Rasmus säger:
i want friends
[email protected] säger:
once you offer an acc,my player will start it right now,i can play pingpong with you
[email protected] säger:
hehe,kobe play pingpong,joking!
[email protected] säger:
Rasmus säger:
KOBE DOES NOT PLAY ****ING PINGPONG!
[email protected] säger:
so kobe can play football,haha,
Rasmus säger:
but i want pingpong
[email protected] säger:
but i need an acc play now,my player waiting
Rasmus säger:
i want friends
[email protected] säger:
i count you as one of my friend
[email protected] säger:
but could you rent it to me?
[email protected] säger:
you can check it everyday,i wont take your anything from your acc
Rasmus säger:
check it, check it gooood.. ch-ch-check it
Rasmus säger:
yeah
Rasmus säger:
check check
Rasmus säger:
yeah
Rasmus säger:
ok i will rent you my account if you roleplay with me
[email protected] säger:
if you wish,and want to play pingpong with me,send to me the acc
[email protected] säger:
but i need it now
[email protected] säger:
man
[email protected] säger:
thank you 999999999999 -- He must have figured out my weakness for the number 9!!
Rasmus säger:
i want to roleplay
Rasmus säger:
2 minutes
Rasmus säger:
then you get my account
[email protected] säger:
i play it for the moment
Rasmus säger:
ok, i want to be james bond
[email protected] säger:
send to me the acc,ok?
Rasmus säger:
you can be an airplane
[email protected] säger:
hehe,007?
Rasmus säger:
yes!
[email protected] säger:
*smiley*
[email protected] säger:
i like it,do you know <prison break>? What the ****'s up with the <'>?
Rasmus säger:
yes!
[email protected] säger:
why dont you like the bagwell?
[email protected] säger:
hehe
Rasmus säger:
because he is an evil mastermind planning to rule the earth with his superjetpowered machine!!
[email protected] säger:
i will fix you up,once you offer it
[email protected] säger:
yeah,he is a bad man
[email protected] säger:
hehe
Rasmus säger:
YESS!!!
Rasmus säger:
EVIL MASTERMIND BAD MAN!
Rasmus säger:
fix me up?
Rasmus säger:
are you some kind of a drugdealer?
[email protected] säger:
i see
[email protected] säger:
no
[email protected] säger:
goodness
[email protected] säger:
and handsome boy
[email protected] säger:
*smiley*
Rasmus säger:
are you a handsome boy?
[email protected] säger:
yeah
Rasmus säger:
well tough luck im an catholic priest!
Rasmus säger:
im coming for you!!
[email protected] säger:
22 years old
[email protected] säger:
so you are a honest man too
[email protected] säger:
i believe
[email protected] säger:
priest?in real life?
Rasmus säger:
yes.
Rasmus säger:
and i like handsome boys.
[email protected] säger:
i like you
[email protected] säger:
hehe,thank you
Rasmus säger:
no problem
[email protected] säger:
you like play pingpong?
Rasmus säger:
YES!

Rasmus säger:
can we play now!?
[email protected] säger:
there are many player in china
Rasmus säger:
*SHEEPGIRL*
[email protected] säger:
and i play it very wonderful
Rasmus säger:
can we move to china together and be best ping pong pals?
[email protected] säger:
hehe,humorous priest
[email protected] säger:
i very look forward to rent an acc
[email protected] säger:
man,can you help me?
Rasmus säger:
yes!
[email protected] säger:
if it is,could you send to me the usename and pw?
[email protected] säger:
once you dont wish,you can change the pw at anytime
[email protected] säger:
still give you money
[email protected] säger:
ok?
[email protected] säger:
?
[email protected] säger:
friend
[email protected] säger:
you here?
Rasmus säger:
friend!!
Rasmus säger:
i've always wanted to punch a handsome boy.
[email protected] säger:
hehe
[email protected] säger:
can you send to me the acc?
[email protected] säger:
i like you priest
Rasmus säger:
i like you handsome boy
[email protected] säger:
*smiley*
Rasmus säger:
Can we play street fighter together?
Rasmus säger:
HADOKEN!
Rasmus säger:
SHURIYKEN!
Rasmus säger:
TZANTZEZOKEN!!!!
Rasmus säger:
I want to be Ryu!
Rasmus säger:
You can be Ken!
Rasmus säger:
HADOOOOOKEN!!!!!
[email protected] säger:
i can play it with you
Rasmus säger:
*smiley*
[email protected] säger:
but can you send to me the acc now?
Rasmus säger:
ok
Rasmus säger:
acc-name: nekooodah - Read it backwards. (For those of you who are to lazy: Hadoooken
password: nekyiruhs1 - Read it backwards. (Lazy boy... 1Shuriyken)
Rasmus säger:
now can we play ping pong`?
[email protected] säger:
\k
[email protected] säger:
i try it
[email protected] säger:
class?
Rasmus säger:
level 2 rogue
Rasmus säger:
very epic!
[email protected] säger:
what lvl?
[email protected] säger:
70 -- Did'nt he read my previous sentence?
[email protected] säger:
?
Rasmus säger:
Yes
Rasmus säger:
Yes
Rasmus säger:
Yes
Rasmus säger:
I say Yes
Rasmus säger:
You say Yes
Rasmus säger:
Yes?
[email protected] säger:
yes,i try it first
Rasmus säger:
You said yes!
Rasmus säger:
yes!
[email protected] säger:
yeah
Rasmus säger:
yeah!
Rasmus säger:
where are you from mr.chinaman?
[email protected] säger:
ShangHai
Rasmus säger:
SHAAANGHAI!
[email protected] säger:
it cant log?
Rasmus säger:
Do you know kung fu?
[email protected] säger:
yeah
Rasmus säger:
WOW!
Rasmus säger:
Can you show me some kung fu?
[email protected] säger:
i dont understand,you give me a error acc?
[email protected] säger:
eu or us?
Rasmus säger:
Does not compute.
Rasmus säger:
Error.
[email protected] säger:
can you give me a true acc?
Rasmus säger:
Does not compute.
Rasmus säger:
Error.
Rasmus säger:
I will give you my account name if you answer me question
Rasmus säger:
Ok?
[email protected] säger:
ok
Rasmus säger:
WHO AM I!?
[email protected] säger:
priest,and in the jiangsu
Rasmus säger:
Wrong! Im Kobe bryant!

[Vitaliciedade]

Thank you.... so much. Awesome post >.>

[Henka44]

Haha i had a long lol at this
That Mr.Chinese most be very stupid to continue talking with u when u were a**f***ing him xD

[Sam123]

Wow, this guy is weard lol, I can't beleve he wint on and on with the asking of your acc and pass. This is a funny poast though. :woot2:

[eekjekk]

Omg!!! I Love You!! Thats The ****ing Awsomest Funnyness On The Hole ****ing Internet Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Awsome!!!

[Captin_55]

[verbal19866]

****in funni

[Banksey]

This is a great convo, Some of my fav part:

"Rasmus säger:
are you a handsome boy?
[email protected] säger:
yeah
Rasmus säger:
well tough luck im an catholic priest!
Rasmus säger:
im coming for you!!"

That was great man

[Equ1N0X]

I see this thread developing into a noncontrib version of "I'm a zombie..." GL

[stwalllok]

That part made me nearly fall off my chair xD

Rasmus säger:
I will give you my account name if you answer me question
Rasmus säger:
Ok?
[email protected] säger:
ok
Rasmus säger:
WHO AM I!?
[email protected] säger:
priest,and in the jiangsu
Rasmus säger:
Wrong! Im Kobe bryant!

+Rep!

[Frogzilla]

Winner winner winner!!!

[Haq]

Pure funny.

I laughed really friggin hard.

+Rep for it.

[Voltagex]

[email protected] säger:
so kobe can play football,haha,


ahaha

[Monani]

Thanks for all the positive reactions, i'd thought some of you guys might like it.

[Monani]

Working on spacing out my other chat-log which i had today with yet another guy.