It's time for WOW JOKES!

[[Ban Hammer]]

Hello, i am gonna post some wow jokes and you're welcome also to do that :)
Here they come:

Q: Do you have a life?
A: Mote or primal?

Q: What is murloc's favorite food?
A: Fish 'n Ships

Q: How many rogues does it takes to kill a paladin?
A: 2, 1 is attacking him and the other are waiting in the inn.

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A human army marshes through the Barrens on their way to attack Orgrimmar. Suddenly, a shaman runs out from behind a hill taunts them and run back. The human general sends a pair of soldiers after him. After a while, the shamans comes back, taunts them, and runs away again. This time the general sends 20 men after him. Still the shaman comes back, perfectly unharmed, and taunts them again.
By now, the general is really pissed off, and sends the whole army after him.

Time goes by, and after a while one soldier comes crawling back to the officer.

"Sir, it was a trap, there were two of them"

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Q: What does rogues and noobs have in common?
A: They both pick locks!

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Yo' mommas so fat she joined an Arena and got stuck.

Yo' mommas so fat she uses the XXXL Dark Portal

Yo' mommas so fat, she was on holiday in mulgore, and the tauren tried to mount her.

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A Gnome Warlock walks into a bar.

Everybody screams and laughs "NOOB"

Gnome warlock goes to the forum to create a "Nerf Bars!" post.

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How many Blizzard Developers does it take to replace a broken lightbulb?

None. It's working as intended.


It's the one i got atm :) gogo add some more

[Weekday]

Wtf is real life, and where do I download it?

[R3DINK]

I Rofl'ed at the one about the shammysXD

[uawili]

I just made this one up, its pretty lame

Whats the difference between a bubble pally and a pimple?

You can at least one shot pimples

[Kranden]

Heres one for the oldschool raiders out there. It drove my GM crazy.

What do you get if you give Baron Gedon a sword?












Arm-A-Gedon!!!!!!!

[Innit]

How many paladins does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to change it and one to uphold the light.

[Snailz]

You Know Why They Call Em Nightelfs right?

Cus they can go allllll Nighttt Long.....

[Puff]

You Know Why They Call Em Nightelfs right?

Cus they can go allllll Nighttt Long.....

Thats a quote from Time Gnomes But I liek the jokes keep 'um coming, quite amusing ^^

[Brisi[NOR]]

How many rogues does it take to kill a warrior?

Why even bother?

(Might not be funny but it's true)

[Verye]

Instead of being lame, most of those were actually pretty good.

[Bane.]

Yo momma is so fat that when the tauren saw her, they felt bad about making fun of the gnomes belittlement all these years and went to apologize to them, after standing next to your mom and seeing what it feels like to be small.


I just whipped that one up. I dont like it. Hope you do.

[bakabaka]

Yo mama's SO FAT, she needs 2 Hearthstones!

Yo mama's SO LAZY she wants the Burning Steppes to install a burning escalator.

Yo mama's SO FAT her menstruations are called 'The Swamp of Sorrows'.

Yo mama's SO FAT she can quest in Ashenvale and aggro mobs from Thousand Needles.

Yo mama's SO DUMB she needs Arcane Brilliance to get a positive IQ.

Yo mama's SO FAT rogues don't backstab her, they don't want to spend the 5 mintues on the trip to get behind her.

[krazyluda007]

I lol'd at the shaman Joke!

[Enfeebleness]

How many Blizzard Developers does it take to replace a broken lightbulb?

None. It's working as intended.

LOL, that's a good one.


The shaman one was obviously before patch 2.0 though :\

[Debt]

what do you get when you cross a prostitute with a female member of the horde? for the whore