It's time for WOW JOKES!

[Ark]

what do you get when you cross a prostitute with a female member of the horde? for the whore

your signature is better than that joke

[kvnthegod]

your signature is better than that joke

agreed. No matter how many time i see your sig, i lol every time.

[amrod314]

Yo mamma's like Ragnaros, you down her once and she gives you seven sons.

[Eskiimo]

A human army marshes through the Barrens on their way to attack Orgrimmar. Suddenly, a shaman runs out from behind a hill taunts them and run back. The human general sends a pair of soldiers after him. After a while, the shamans comes back, taunts them, and runs away again. This time the general sends 20 men after him. Still the shaman comes back, perfectly unharmed, and taunts them again.
By now, the general is really pissed off, and sends the whole army after him.

Time goes by, and after a while one soldier comes crawling back to the officer.

"Sir, it was a trap, there were two of them"

I LOL'd thats funneh!! and funneh sig about locks LOL

[Lundis]

Yo Mommas so fat that she where unable to walk trough the DARK PORTAL

Will the expansion pack make me fat?

The tauren was like mooo and the gnome just died

Whats The meaning with ganking? n00bs fell powerful

A Undead sat on the deeprun tram next to a nightelf female, the night elf burst out crying screaming he was rotting... then... then he unziped his pants, and the night elf just burst out laughing

[Nilrac]

Yo Mommas so fat that she where unable to walk trough the DARK PORTAL

Will the expansion pack make me fat?

The tauren was like mooo and the gnome just died

Whats The meaning with ganking? n00bs fell powerful

A Undead sat on the deeprun tram next to a nightelf female, the night elf burst out crying screaming he was rotting... then... then he unziped his pants

Ummm... OK?

[Lundis]

Ummm... OK?

accidently sent it in before it was done ^^

[shadowbladex]

"Yo' mommas so fat, she was on holiday in mulgore, and the tauren tried to mount her."

I rofld hard at that one.

[Potatoe]

So, has anyone started the Chuck Norris or Murloc jokes yet6):

[zecon]

So an Orc walks into an bar with a parrot on it's shoulder and the bartender asks "Hey where did you get that?" and the Parrot answers "Durotar, they got them all over the place!" (old one I know but still as funny)

[Potatoe]

Two orc guards out on duty are taking a quick sleep while others take there shift.
Orc 1: Hey, look up and tell me what you see.
Orc 2: I see a million stars.
Orc 1: Now tell me what that means.
Orc 2. Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Orc 1: It tells me that somebody stole our tent...

[Debt]

Two orc guards out on duty are taking a quick sleep while others take there shift.
Orc 1: Hey, look up and tell me what you see.
Orc 2: I see a million stars.
Orc 1: Now tell me what that means.
Orc 2. Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Orc 1: It tells me that somebody stole our tent...

ROFL!!!! that joke is full of win!

[wizardlord]

So an Orc walks into an bar with a parrot on it's shoulder and the bartender asks "Hey where did you get that?" and the Parrot answers "Durotar, they got them all over the place!" (old one I know but still as funny)

lol, yeah that one is one of my favorite ones.

that one and the Blood elf females

"I went to Undercity to get a facial. Ha! Have you seen these people? I said, 'You don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?' She got mad...at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? 'Rawe-rau-werew' Ho-ho! She sounded like a murloc!"

[5vin]

Yo mamma's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her.
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Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken? ...he didn't have the guts. Harrrrrr!
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A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."

The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
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What did the undead guy say to the hooker?
"keep the tip"

Last one gets me laughing everytime i hear it