LFR Grieving Methods

[lookinboyz]

Yo, I'm bored so I thought I'd share my amazingly fun grieving methods for LFR.

Get the Blackhoof Battle Horn. Battle Horn - Item - World of Warcraft

1. Go to ToT LFR part 1 and stay mounted, once they pull the boss quickly run out and pull any trash left at the entrance and run back to boss before the gate closes. On my priest I simply fade and wait for healers to get threat. 99% wipe chance probability if you group ignores the 2 mobs on the right (which they usually do).
-99% wipe probability but also a 90% chance to get votekicked after the first or second time. (after a couple times the groups are usually smart enough to kill trash.)

2. Go to ToT LFR part 2 and while they are pulling the bats near Tortos, get within 40 yards of Tortos and blow the Battle horn. You will not show up on recount so it'll take a while for people to realize you pulled boss and the other set of bats. On my priest I simply fade and healers quickly get aggro from the other group of bats.
-95% chance wipe probability -60% chance to get votekicked(sooner or later someone will realize you're doing it as they will start pulling bats further from Tortos so getting in range to blow the horn will be more noticeable.

3.Go to LFR part 2 and on Meg(snake boss) while everyone is getting ready blow the battlehorn and since no one is within range of boss it will start to 2 shot everyone at the same time. What is unique about this is usually after the boss hits the group for like 50% of their HP, some hunter's pet will attack and they will usually take the blame since they were the only ones showing on recount.
-99% chance wipe probability (After a few wipes sometimes the tanks will be quick on their feet and attack boss as soon as you blow the horn so it doesn't start 2 shooting everyone)
-5% chance to get votekicked (It's almost impossible to tell who blew the horn with everyone stacked.

4.On ToT LFR part 2 on Ji-Kun you can use the same method if everyone is stacked and blow the horn before they get nest groups together. Hunters will mostly likely be blamed for the first few wipes since their pets will aggro first after receiving damage.
-50% chance wipe probability (Sometimes tanks will just go with it)
-50% probability of being votekicked (After the first 1 or 2 wipes most groups will start spreading out around the platform making it easier to identify who blew the horn) (It's only really easy to do it the first or 2nd time since everyone will be stacked after jumping onto the platform.)

5. Go to ToT part 4 and simply pull all the adds around the boss including the boss itself.
-99% wipe probability
-90% chance to be votekicked(only really works the first time)

6. If you become group leader of a LFR give everyone assist via checking the all assist button then give raid leader to a random person (this will help you not get kicked) then set everyone as maintank through the raid panel, also screw around with the groups (put all hunters in group 8, all pallies in group 7 etc). This will make healers flip out. The group will firstly blame the raid leader for giving everyone assist and kick them. Also with assist it's fun to spam dbm pulls which will piss anyone with dbm off.

7.On LFR HoF p2 on the 2nd boss (Amber dude) most group will ignore the dino and the scorpion trash in the boss room. Once you get 50% in the fight pull the dino (my priest usually fades after so a healer will get aggro). Pulling the scorpion is a lot harder to get away with since it's so much further from the boss fight than the dino is but pulling it will definitely wipe the raid.
-99% wipe chance if you pulled both.
-80% chance to be votekicked (someone will notice you running over to the scorpion.

8. On LFR part 3 on Duru (Eyeball boss) once all adds are killed and everyone is getting buffed up etc preparing for the boss pull, use your horn and if no one is in range he will 1-2 shot everyone. As always hunters usually are the first to be banned since their pets make them show up on recount which makes everyone think they pulled.
-85% wipe chance (rarely tanks will just go with it esp after the first few wipes)
-5% chance to be votekicked (as long as a lot of people are stacked with you so no one notices it was you who blew the horn.)


Many people have claimed to put tickets on me yet I have got no suspension yet. I've probably wiped over 250 raids this month. Whenever I get busted by someone in the raid I claim they were accidental pulls.

[Obbeh]

tbh just sounds like a way to be a dick

while being a dick is fun

i fail to see how being this sort of dick is even remotly fun

[wakoble]

As dickish as this is, this is great. haha

[lookinboyz]

tbh just sounds like a way to be a dick

while being a dick is fun

i fail to see how being this sort of dick is even remotly fun

It's fun in the same way you think being a dick is fun.