Funny WoW poem

[T3h Sorrow]

Once upon a time,
there was a beautiful RPG,
it's name was World of Warcraft,
and there were lot's of things to see!

The game had nine different classes,
each with their specialty,
and you could choose completely,
which one you wanted to be!

There were Paladins, Shamans and Druids,
there were many things they could do!
It also had Mages and Hunters,
They kinda did pewpew!

And don't forget the priest,
the master of the heals!
And ofcourse the rogues and warriors,
they were masters of "FAST KEELS"!

And last, there was the warlock.
Wicked, awesome and cruel.
They were supposed to dps like mages.
And debuff you in a duel!

Well, this was what the book said,
which was included with the game.
But warlocks kinda sucked!
Yep, that sure was lame.

And so people were happy,
with the class they rolled.
All, except the warlock.
They didnt get what they were told!

And so they went to the forums,
and said: "i've got something to say!"
But all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play".

And so the warlocks played,
the first 60's were already here!
But the warlock was still a mushroom,
and they only got a nerf to fear.

And the warlock's went to the forums,
and said: " Why am i not a predator but prey? "
And all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play".

Some time had passed now,
maybe half a year.
But warlocks were still useless.
And again Blizzard nerfed fear.

" If they are keeping it like this,
and don't know if this is what I'll stay!"
But all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play! "

But then something awesome happened.
It sure was a beautiful thing!
On that very day,
Blizzard crowned the Warlock king!

They got DPS like mages,
even better, at some times!
And they could debuff people!
As good as this sentence rhymes!

Now people were feared of warlocks,
and not only the spell.
Cause if they met a warlock,
there we're going straight to hell!

And all the classes went to the forums,
and said: " This is not good, no!
" Where is my free honor? "
" My rank is now SO low! "

" We demand a nerf Blizzard!
This is not okay! "
But all the warlocks replied:
"It's fine, just learn2play "


(http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...71542440&sid=1)

[Kyiz]

almost as good as

I'm a little Pally
Short and Stout
This is my Hammer this is my Mount
Whenever I see Horde
I Scream and Shout
Pop on a bubble and Hearth stone out

^ made pre tbc.

[MagellanFreet]

Nice poem, pretty well written. Still... I prefer the Pally one though ^^ even though I heard it so much.

[Phase228]

i prefer this one
ROuges rape you nice and fast
Warriors take you head right off your blasting neck
Warlocks are evil in every way it's why they pawn us all the way
Hunters cheat by their pets running in and eating their prey
Mages use spells behind our backs and the one thing i can say is hacks
Paladins just aren't legit cuz they bubble and run like a midget
Preists just sit back and heal and if you piss them off you won't becoming back from hell anytime soon...
Shamans are broken we know it's true with their lil sticks that buff them to...
Druids transform wth how is that possible just gtfo
now thats world of warcraft now either pick a class or you will get kicked in the @$$

[Conflag]

It was quite a nice poem ^^

[Zokmag]

I Lol'd At Everything! +rep!!

[Hazzerd]

Very good poem! Im a warlock as well and I <3 you even more now!

[Dragon[Sky]]

My favourite is the TBC one.

(To the tune of "American Pie")

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How that raiding used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those core hounds dance
And, maybe, they'd be docile for a while

But January made me shiver
With every post the web would deliver
Change coming round the corner;
I would raid here no longer.

I can't remember if I cried
Seeing the old ways, as they died
But something touched me, deep inside
The day the old WoW died.

So bye-bye, Mr Molten Core guy,
Left Zul'Gurub to the farmers
And Blackwing Lair is now dry...
And the old school guys stay there giving their whine
Saying “This raid is the raid that I die,
This raid is my final goodbye”

But soon there will be more to love
And belief that 70 will have us buff
If Blizzard sing and tell us so.
Do you believe in Kharazan,
That such a place will be 25 man,
And that soon you XP bar will grow and grow?

Well, I know that you're feeling grim,
cause I saw you sitting, looking dim
You all just sat around
In game there – on the ground.

I was feeling bored and out of luck
With farming raids and quests that suck
But I knew interest would soon buck,
The day the old WoW died.

I started singin'
So bye-bye, Mr Molten Core guy,
Left Zul'Gurub to the farmers
And Blackwing Lair is now dry...
And the old school guys stay there giving their whine
Saying “This raid is the raid that I die,
This raid is my final goodbye”

Now for three years we've been sitting at home,
As our alts tread down the same old stone
But that's no longer how it'll be
For soon the Nether drakes will swim
Across our memories, growing dim
And a new world will welcome you and me.

Oh and as I fly there, looking down
And bomb the Allies, on the ground
Kalimdor court will be adjourned
And my Tier 2 gear will be returned
And I'll fight in arenas for the marks
And wander new plains, pretty as parks
And fight through dungeons new and dark
The day the old WoW died.

We started singin'
So bye-bye, Mr Molten Core guy,
Left Zul'Gurub to the farmers
And Blackwing Lair is now dry...
And the old school guys stay there giving their whine
Saying “This raid is the raid that I die,
This raid is my final goodbye”

Crazy days before Summer's swelter
Of to stores, wait outside without shelter
Miles or meters, we go there fast
And camp outside on steel and grass
Waiting for our chance, a new world pass
Members to be of the new cast

So I bid goodbye to Ritual of Doom
And the Flaming Piccolo's catchy tune
And stand by the bank and dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
To try our hand in the field -
To try those bosses not yet revealed
The day the old WoW died.


We started singin'
So bye-bye, Mr Molten Core guy,
Left Zul'Gurub to the farmers
And Blackwing Lair is now dry...
And the old school guys stay there giving their whine
Saying “This raid is the raid that I die,
This raid is my final goodbye”

We started singin'
So bye-bye, Mr Molten Core guy,
Left Zul'Gurub to the farmers
And Blackwing Lair is now dry...
And the old school guys stay there giving their whine
Saying “This raid is the raid that I die,
This raid is my final goodbye”

[hootch]

Whenever I read the warlock one, I giggle and promise myself I'll never wine about getting owned by a warlock again. Yet, I do.

[eekjekk]

rogue song ^^
Finaly something to counter all the spells,
and time to start ignoring all the nerf-tells.
Skulking in the shadows is what we do,
Cloak of Shadows - in a store near you.

[sonneandgone]

Cool site I enjoyed reading your info

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[euanc]

almost as good as

I'm a little Pally
Short and Stout
This is my Hammer this is my Mount
Whenever I see Horde
I Scream and Shout
Pop on a bubble and Hearth stone out

^ made pre tbc.

I never heard this.