Your best GM confrontations? (in retail WoW)

[Dag001]

So to give you an idea of what is going on. This is before WotLK when karazhan was being farmed and such. Me and my guild were doing a run when we get to the stage manager. When we talk to him he doesn't give us the option to start the event. It wasn't working because when we were fighting moroes, someone walked out and bugged him, he respawned and such. We can't do opera and that means we can't finish so we paged a GM to see if he could do anything. But anyway here is mine. It's not that great but i thought it was funny.





Sorry if it's hard to read

[Jadd]

Me sees your name Dagdah!

[Dag001]

Me sees your name Dagdah!

Hah, yea, but this was edited when I actually had that character so i guess it doesn't matter now.

[Demon within]

Hahahah, rofl @ that suicide-thingie! I've heard a story about some guy at a LAN saying something like that to a GM also, and the local police actually showed up xP

[.v0id]

i lol'd.

He's like, this is a very serious matter bla bla.

I remember one time I kept bugging a GM and then he's like, Please sir, you're being very rude and annoying. I'm sorry for not answering your questoin, but I can't be bothered with you.

then he blocked me.

I was sitting at my comp like

o__O

[hasor]

lol. good rading

[Thunderofnl]

I don't have screenshots but heres how it looked like (about 2 weeks ago)
GM :Hi there blablablablabla
ME: Where's my gold?
GM:You did casino sir.
ME: ok sir.
gm: Is there anything else I can help you with?
me: Can I get martin's furry please?
GM: I could give you that item. but I don't want to lose my job, but if you want I can solo ulduar for you.
me: Reported
gm: fack you!
me: Please I'm already bending over.
gm: *facks*
me: Fag *close*

the first part about martins furry is real but from the ulduar thingy isn't (just made that up )

[Xxarraxx]

wtf? rofl I wanna GM who will solo me ulduar

[Siton]

I had a 15-20 min convo w/ a GM about how rogues are OP, lol.
He totally sided with me.

[zelghadis]

I got an alt named Weedloving. My main got stuck in Dala (there was a bug that made u unable to log in) so i sent a ticket from this alt. Like always on my realm i waited for answer for like 15hrs and GM appeared. Conversation begun: "GM: Welcome Weedloving, sister in love[...]" - now i know why it always keep them so long to answer! They're just so high they cannot write! xD