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Oh Sh!t, it's Limk

Our story begins back when raiding was for blue and 1% drop shit epics, Pre BC, and the hero (or a**hole) of this tale, Limk 60 Arms/Prot warrior. UBRS! the corner stone of any player trying to gear into raids. A fairly noobish group, you know how it goes "I WANT BLUES BUT I DON'T WANT TO GEAR UP TO BE OF MUCH USE PRIOR TO STEALING YOUR LOOT" kinda group. It all went fairly well, except for 1 rogue who never had flash powder to vanish nor hit the tanks target, dying repeatedly. "Tank you suck learn to F***ing aggro, noobnoobnoob lololol." This kept cycling till we cleared the first boss, rogue wins the necklace and turns into a puppy "Yipp Yipp Yipp TYTYTY" Then back to clearing trash, everyone's on the ramp except for the rogue who runs to father flame, pops some eggs and kills himself "GOD DAMN USELESS ASS WARRIORS! Rez plz :]" I start experiencing some lag issues, so I pass lead to a pug and windowed out. Kill the antivirus and back to the game. "He's fu**en AFK" screams the infant rogue "Pass me lead." Pugtard passes lead to the rogue o.O Rogue does a /wave and kicks me from the group.

A timer appears (You will be hearthed in 59 seconds) A familiar name echos in my head... 'leeroy'. As the rogue crys "Goodbye fag" /wave. I run onto the blacksmith's stairs "/y Incoming N***** Train, Enjoy the rape!" I pelt the blacksmith boss with "Linken"s Boomerang" pulled the blackrock orcs, ran along the path, intervened the dragonkin, jumped down into the eggs, pulled a shit ton of whelps, the dragonkin's in the egg room and ran all of around 50 mobs back to the group. (You will be hearthed in 10 seconds) I poped shield wall, a pot, kited them up the stairs, jumped off and ran for the back of the egg room. Insta-hearthed back to IF. Everyone dead, except for the person who pulled it all :3. Within seconds I get spammed with tells of rage, hatred, and some of enjoyment "Your gonna get banned" "Enjoy being black-listed" "DOUCHEBAG" "xD Jesus Christ. 1.2 fps" "N***** train! Incoming rape! " "******" etc.

Nothing came of it, other than a few laughs and getting invited into a raiding guild from one of the people in the pug who found it amusing. No ban, ignored by all the scrub players, and self pwning failures spamming trade about it... getting laughed at. Infact more good came from it.

Moral of the story, always have a plan-b when in pugs. Even on todays wow if they add some loot reserved bullshit on the spot or are wasting your time failing repeatedly on shit that is easily farmed. Pull aggro and shadow meld, ToT/MD the healer. If you know your gonna get F***ed or in the process of... ram a fist in someones ass before times up.

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