How to flame vers 1.3

[Koleo]

HOW TO FLAME

This is guide what i done ages ago, its called vers 1.3 coz i updated it

1. Tell your opponent that the argument is over, because it's degenerated into pointlessness.... doing so at the end of your post giving you the lengthy last word in it.

2. Predict the imminent death of the Internet. ("Film at 11!")

3. Call your opponent a Nazi.

4. Change the subject by pointing out all of your opponent's grammar and spelling mistakes.

5. Post some horribly vicious and insulting note about your opponent.... several minutes later, post a profuse apology, claiming that you'd intended to send the message privately to a friend.

6. a: Refer frequently to pretend hordes of lurking supporters, who have mailed you privately to express their agreement and gratitude.... but aren't willing to come out publicly and say anything. (See also here.)

b: Accuse your opponent of trying to intimidate your hordes of supporters.... add indignantly that you "will not be silenced".

7. Attempt to impress/silence your opponent by discussing your professional credentials and experience related to the topic at hand, which clearly make your opinions better and more correct than anyone else's.... be vague about details if your credentials and experience aren't actually all that impressive. (Also known as "dueling resumes".)

8. Accuse your opponent of being overly sensitive, or suggest in a patronizing tone that they "must be having a bad day".

9. Claim that an insult or other rudeness was "just a joke", and suggest that your opponent has no sense of humor.

10. Claim that *everything* is a matter of opinion, that there are no such things as facts or truth.

11. a: Claim that facts are absolute.... that there's never any such thing as dispute or disagreement about a fact.

b: Assume that everything you learned in college, no matter how many years ago nor how much a field has advanced in the meantime, is completely unchanged.

12. Redefine words to mean whatever you want them to mean. (Also known as the "Humpty Dumpty" defense.)

13. Refuse to look something up, if challenged to do so.... no need, surely your memory is perfect.

14. Ask your opponent to supply lengthy and detailed references for their every statement.

15. Claim that if something works for you/your spouse/your kid/your parent/your best friend/your boss/your hairdresser's first cousin's dog's veterinarian, it will always work for everyone.... and if it doesn't, it's because they're not doing it right.

+rep if you think its good because it took me ages. If this is popular i'll make new ones!

16. Tell your opponent that you've traced their IP address, and if they don't let you win, you'll post their personal information in the public forum.

[Hassel]

you should see mine for Crazy-Coderz.net.

Dear [name]; 

I am posting this in reply to a message posted by you in the thread about acces to mod and admin lounge.
Instead of continuing a civil conversation I have decided to flame you. 


I am flaming you because: 

[X] I want to, and because i can.
[X] I dont like the way you talk to me or any of my friends.
[ ] You have crossed one of the  Ten Hassel Commandments
[ ] You posted
  [ ] Something retarded or lame.
  [ ] The ''YOU ALL SUCK'' message
  [ ] Something that should't have been posted.
  [ ] Without bothering to read or understand what has already been said 
[ ] You provoked me because you flamed me or any of my friends first
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You mentioned my name or any of my friends name I percieved it as a threat. 


In retaliation, I: 

[ ] Give your AIM/YIM/MSN/E-mail account to others to organize a warn/flood attack you 
[ ] Have contacted your ISP asking them to cancel/suspend your account 
[ ] Mock your 
  [ ] Social status 
  [ ] Spelling 
  [ ] Lifestyle 
[X] Recommend 
  [ ] **********    
  [ ] Suicide or try to..
  [ ] Getting a life or atleast try to
  [ ] That an administrator **** your account up 
[ ] Will contact 
  [ ] alot of my friends that will start flaming you. 
  [ ] a ''pro'' guy that agree with me
  [ ] My own forum/list/blog where I can mock you without fear of retribution 
  [ ] Someone that means something to you (if you someones does) and make them do bad things to you.


I feel that: 

[ ] By flaming at you, I can make you stop posting ever again
[ ] You are a bitch that abuses his/her powers. 
[ ] I am right as always
[ ] I am better than you in every way 
[ ] I am in no need to prove anything to you
[ ] My opinion is more worth than yours
[ ] You should not be posting in these forums because your not civilized enough 


In Closing, I'd Like to Say: 



[ ] 1 R 1337 
[ ] You got
  [ ] Owned
  [ ] Pwned
  [ ] ****ed (by buddah)
  [ ] No chance at all to make a comeback on this
[ ] Go get a life 
[ ] Me > u 
[ ] Do Never NEVER ever post again 
[ ] Go to hell and please die there 
[X] Take your s*** somewhere else 
[X] STFU & GTFO 

 


- by hassel<3 =)[/i]
Copy right All belongs to hassel
The offical hassel way to flame.

[gaship]

With your english and the guides english there is no way in hell you typed it.

[Koleo]

With your english and the guides english there is no way in hell you typed it.

Yeah i did write it myself.

[iaretehfunny?]

@ gaship
It really isnt that hard to use proper grammar/spelling when you need to.