[Random] WotLK Info?

[Moonlight]

Hmm. Was bored today and was looking through Electronic store sites (Best Buy + Future Shop) and found something that gave me a chuckle:


Best Buy:

World Of Warcraft: The Wrath of the Lich King (PC) Releases 31 Oct/08. The Wrath of the Lich King is the second expansion to the multi-platinum selling, award-winning, social-life postponing MMORPG sensation. In WoW:TWotLK (say that ten times fast) you'll travel to the harsh, frigid continent of Northern Ontar... Northrend wherein you will quest to vanquish the forces of the mighty Lich King, Arthas.

Product Features
The continent of Northrend heaves and quakes: The Lich King, Arthas, stirs in his icy fortress. Great armies of Undead rise from the frost, fueled with the necromantic magics of the mighty lich, driven solely by the urge to scourge the life from Azeroth. Rise to new levels of untold power as you invade Northrend in a pitch battle to defeat this terrible new threat.

New levels of power (up to level 80) will become accessible, along with new talents and abilities. A powerful new Inscription profession will unlock even more powerful magical spells and effects.

Epic siege warfare (1% chance to drop, bind on pickup) includes destructible buildings and PVP objectives. Explore new dungeons with fantastic new creatures and amazing treasures.

You'll also be able to customize your character's look with new hairstyles and dances. Rumour has it that a new "hairstyling" profession may be open to blood and night elves.

Finally, an awesome new class - the Death Knight - will be achievable as WoW's first Hero Class. A long quest line full of peril and challenges will gift the user with the powers of turned Dead Riders. A class-specific power - "Unbalance Game" is available to the Death Knight class on a one-patch time limit cool down.

Release Date
The gaming community has been bandying a release date of in and around October 2008. This date is complete and total speculation. Blizzard has not yet confirmed when this title will arrive in our stores. Pre-ordering it from us, however, ensures that you get it first - whenever that is.

Also, while you were reading this, we ganked your toon and vanished. Sorry. Your class needs to be nerfed anyway.


Future Shop:

Same as above except:

Release Date
Please note: The release date listed here for World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King has absolutely nothing to do with reality. We've tried, desperately, to direct the Eye of Kilrogg towards Blizzard Headquarters to get a peak at the real date, but they've got some serious Mojo around that place. We will update this release date when new, more accurate data is available.



Future Shop: Gaming: PC Games: World Of Warcraft: The Wrath of the Lich King (PC)

Best Buy Canada Web Store: Video Games & Toys: PC Games: World Of Warcraft: The Wrath of the Lich King (PC)

[Zaphros]

that was funny, I like marketing like that its refreshing to see the blatant truth..