[funny]31 ways to know if you are a wow addict

[temporar]

31 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A WOW ADDICT! thought i'd share,found it pretty amusing


1) Your mom tells you to put on a jacket, and you answer: That one doesn't have enough cold resistance.
2) You look at your cat, trying to find out what it's DPS is.
3) You look at your dog, and wonder if it's a normal mount, or an epic mount.
4) You threaten your IRL friends with a 50 dkp minus. xD
5) You get in a fight and you try to bubble and hearth.
6) In gym when you play dogeball and you hit someone you yell "FROST SHOCKKK"
7) You ask if you can have an onyxia (bearded dragon or w/e)
You throw dirt on someone, yelling "Earth shock, earth shock!"
9) You gather a raid of 40 and take down your governor.
10) When your girlfriend's pants have a "low drop" rate.
11) When you try to fit a sword, a shield and 20 bottles of water into your bag, before going to school.
12)Walk naked on the street because you don't have the requierd proficency to use your clothes.
13) Jump off a building to see how mutch fall damage you get
14) Comit suicide to see the spirit healer
15) Try to solo your school for items and money
16) Wait for it to respawn
17) Lockpick the jail lock and get the zepelin to florida
1 Go in some guy's home and request to make that inn your home
19) Touch people on the street to see if they have quests for you
20) Wait at the airport to take your flight path
21) Go to church and ask your priest for heal
22) Kill police to earn honor
23) Kill police to get exaulted with the mafia
24) Mount a baseball bat and try to fly to undercity
25) Try to level to 58 to get out of town
26) You tell the local priest to go shadow, till he reach 70.
27) You dress up like your characters IRL
2 You make torrents to see how many people are addicted and download it haha.
29) You are asking people to join your guild or asking them if you could join theirs
30) You go to church and scream at the priest " I need fortitude! Hello! FORT ME DAMNIT!"
31) The microwave dings and you say grats

[izzards]

LOLZ OMFG that is tehepic

[izzards]

10) When your girlfriend's pants have a "low drop" rate.

31) The microwave dings and you say grats

That is tehepic



EDIT: oops, i accidentally posted twice, sorry.

[Gelormino]

I Lol'd At the Last One with the microwave...Thanks for that

[Phospher]

haha that is really funny

[Mephza]

Lol
I lol'd at some of them
#12 or #13 or something, where you commit suicide, that was stupid... Plain retarded

[ThunderSS]

Haha so funny! +Rep for you.

[Valcon9]

10) When your girlfriend's pants have a "low drop" rate.

That and the last one were pretty good!