[Useless] Funny ass conversation with WoWdollar.com about account renting.

[sxekura]

WARNING: YOU NEED TO HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO READ THE WHOLE THING, BUT IT GET PRETTY DAMN FUNNY.

ZomkItsCole (4:26:49 PM): hey
HurryGame (4:26:58 PM): hey
ZomkItsCole (4:27:28 PM): Are you from wowdollar.com?
HurryGame (4:28:18 PM): yup
HurryGame (4:28:24 PM): sup?
ZomkItsCole (4:28:59 PM): You guys rent accounts?
HurryGame (4:29:14 PM): yes
HurryGame (4:29:28 PM): so you have to rent?
HurryGame (4:29:56 PM): i mean do u have acc to rent ?
ZomkItsCole (4:30:04 PM): maybe
ZomkItsCole (4:30:12 PM): Do you guys use hacks?
ZomkItsCole (4:30:21 PM): Because what if it gets banned?
HurryGame (4:30:51 PM): yes we do no worries we never got banned
ZomkItsCole (4:32:04 PM): well what if I do get banned?
HurryGame (4:33:04 PM): we will compensate you a new 70's
HurryGame (4:33:52 PM): hello/
ZomkItsCole (4:34:05 PM): So If I get banned you guys will give me a 70?
HurryGame (4:34:12 PM): yes
HurryGame (4:35:20 PM): hello?
HurryGame (4:36:56 PM): previously we do have some acc bannes but now we seldom get acc banned
ZomkItsCole (4:43:19 PM): Here's a quote from a review for "MyGnome":
ZomkItsCole (4:43:21 PM): MyGnome: World of Warcraft

After having a lack of success with sites like wowdollar (got my account banned and wouldn't compensate) I found these guys.
HurryGame (4:44:09 PM): oh man
HurryGame (4:44:24 PM): you should have faith on us
ZomkItsCole (4:44:44 PM): I would but I need your trust
HurryGame (4:44:53 PM): if we wanna keep our business rolling
ZomkItsCole (4:44:59 PM): How do I know you wont get my account banned and then wont compensate?
HurryGame (4:45:47 PM): in the las t 2 month we hanen't got any acc banned
ZomkItsCole (4:46:17 PM): Have you ever compensated anyones 70?
HurryGame (4:49:09 PM): yes we did
HurryGame (4:51:06 PM): hello?
ZomkItsCole (4:51:18 PM): uh
ZomkItsCole (4:51:33 PM): How much money/gold a day/week would I get?
HurryGame (4:52:41 PM): we give 6-8$ a day or 55-70 $ a week or 3000G-5000G gold a week
HurryGame (4:53:30 PM): hello
ZomkItsCole (4:53:37 PM): Ok
ZomkItsCole (4:53:44 PM): What's your real life first name?
HurryGame (4:53:56 PM): what do you get
HurryGame (4:54:12 PM): does it matter?
ZomkItsCole (4:54:27 PM): Yes so I know who to call you
HurryGame (4:55:09 PM): tom
HurryGame (4:55:14 PM): will ok
ZomkItsCole (4:56:37 PM): Tom
ZomkItsCole (4:56:44 PM): Do you guys get hacked?
HurryGame (4:56:45 PM): umm
HurryGame (4:56:52 PM): no
ZomkItsCole (4:57:04 PM): Your AIMs?
HurryGame (4:57:17 PM): this is my aim
ZomkItsCole (4:57:18 PM):
dollarwow1: any new accs to rent ?
me: nope, just wondering if you were able to start
dollarwow1: not yet
dollarwow1: wait till 2morrow
me: why?
dollarwow1: you made me unhappy
dollarwow1: ignore you within 5 sec
dollarwow1: 5
dollarwow1: 4
dollarwow1: 3
dollarwow1: 2
dollarwow1: 1
me: wtf?
dollarwow1:
HurryGame (4:58:03 PM): what is this about
ZomkItsCole (4:58:13 PM): I dont know lol
ZomkItsCole (4:58:25 PM): Reading reviews that have happened
HurryGame (4:58:26 PM): come on
ZomkItsCole (4:58:33 PM): Is there someone named Soga in your company?
HurryGame (4:58:38 PM): no
ZomkItsCole (4:58:52 PM): No Soga's?
HurryGame (4:58:56 PM): no
ZomkItsCole (4:59:07 PM): Jakes?
HurryGame (4:59:13 PM): do you want to rent your acc
HurryGame (4:59:36 PM): o r wanna make an investigation
ZomkItsCole (4:59:48 PM): Well an investigation first
HurryGame (5:00:18 PM): can i know sth about your acc now?
HurryGame (5:00:39 PM): since you have been investigating so long now
ZomkItsCole (5:00:55 PM): Well heres another review
ZomkItsCole (5:01:02 PM): Well I decieded to give account renting a go with wowdollar.com - Renting service. Offer you gold/cash/free lvling. Power Leveling ,Power Level ,Power Levels,WOW Power Leveling,Warcraft Gold,World Of Warcraft Power Leveling,WOW Warcraft Gold ,powerleveling.
Heres how it went...

Day 1 I go onto the site and request a rent. they say alright, get my info, and start farming right away

Day 2 I get my gold

Day 3 I decide to make a trial to spy on them.

Im glad i did. The bastards from wowdollar decided to make some easy gold by completely raiding my guild bank with absolutely no discresion whatsoever. Well my former guildies found out and spammed in my server that I was a stealing ninja.

Day 3 afternoon: I take a shower to cool down cus im pissed as hell.

Day 3 adter shower: I get on wowdollar's aim and fume at them for royaly boning my character. they say they will compensate but they have yet to do anything but chill on my 70 main.

Day 4: Im still arguing with them, ill let you know how it turns out and post stuff.
HurryGame (5:01:36 PM): sry man i am tired of this
HurryGame (5:01:54 PM): if you have no intention of renting
HurryGame (5:02:02 PM): just stop here
ZomkItsCole (5:02:09 PM): You can rent my friends level 15 mage
HurryGame (5:02:20 PM): no
ZomkItsCole (5:02:24 PM): why
HurryGame (5:02:41 PM): we only rent 70's
ZomkItsCole (5:02:44 PM): It can solo SFK and is his bank so he has about 8k gold on it
HurryGame (5:03:01 PM): no we don[t need
HurryGame (5:03:29 PM): do you have any 70's
ZomkItsCole (5:03:32 PM): Ok ok just one more question and I'll decide if you can rent my 70 rogue
HurryGame (5:03:48 PM): go ahead
ZomkItsCole (5:04:07 PM): Why do you guys rent accounts? To solo instances and farm stuff or what?
HurryGame (5:04:34 PM): help other s so power leveling
HurryGame (5:05:04 PM): and meanwhile do some gold farming
ZomkItsCole (5:05:11 PM): oh
HurryGame (5:05:28 PM): any more queation
ZomkItsCole (5:06:20 PM): well after all this I am sorry to tell you this was all a test because I once rented from you guys with my previous 70 rogue and you guys got it banned. It is closed and I no longer play and I just wanted to review you guys for a website. Thank you and bye
HurryGame (5:06:43 PM): i guess so
HurryGame (5:06:53 PM): thank you for you time ]
ZomkItsCole (5:07:18 PM): sooo
ZomkItsCole (5:07:23 PM): Do you have a myspace?
ZomkItsCole (5:07:40 PM): we can add each other and cyberlol
HurryGame (5:08:25 PM): no
HurryGame (5:08:44 PM): so you hate us very much?
ZomkItsCole (5:08:47 PM): no
ZomkItsCole (5:08:56 PM): because i restored my character
HurryGame (5:09:06 PM): okay ]
HurryGame (5:09:14 PM): good for u
ZomkItsCole (5:09:35 PM): Why didnt you guys compensate me a new one though?
ZomkItsCole (5:09:42 PM): I asked you guys too and you guys just ignored me
HurryGame (5:10:28 PM): u have already get you acc back why should we give u a n ew 70's
ZomkItsCole (5:10:46 PM): I just got my acc back last week, I asked for a new 70 months ago
ZomkItsCole (5:11:16 PM): When you guys got it banned for 3rd party programs
HurryGame (5:12:01 PM): sry i have no idea
HurryGame (5:12:29 PM): i jusr work for this comany a few days agoo
ZomkItsCole (5:12:50 PM): No
ZomkItsCole (5:12:58 PM): Why do you think I asked for your first name?
ZomkItsCole (5:13:13 PM): I didnt ask 'Tom' to give me a new 70, but he was the one to confirm my order.
HurryGame (5:13:29 PM): okay
ZomkItsCole (5:15:14 PM): Anyways
ZomkItsCole (5:15:20 PM): I did restore my character
ZomkItsCole (5:15:24 PM): But I no longer wanna play
ZomkItsCole (5:15:28 PM): So do you want my account?
ZomkItsCole (5:15:34 PM): I will sell for 10$
ZomkItsCole (5:16:02 PM): 70 full gladiator rogue
ZomkItsCole (5:16:06 PM): 19 twink hunter
ZomkItsCole (5:16:14 PM): You can play on it before you pay
ZomkItsCole (5:17:18 PM): hello?
HurryGame (5:18:10 PM): sorry i cant helpokay'
HurryGame (5:18:16 PM): okay'
HurryGame (5:18:19 PM): that
HurryGame (5:18:23 PM): is good
HurryGame (5:18:47 PM): hello
HurryGame (5:18:48 PM): there
ZomkItsCole (5:18:52 PM): huh
ZomkItsCole (5:19:03 PM): you buy?
HurryGame (5:19:13 PM): no still rrent
ZomkItsCole (5:19:20 PM): you rent?
HurryGame (5:19:25 PM): yes'
ZomkItsCole (5:19:43 PM): i lie
ZomkItsCole (5:19:55 PM): k
HurryGame (5:19:55 PM): i guess so
ZomkItsCole (5:20:07 PM): i never rented from you guys
ZomkItsCole (5:20:20 PM): My acc is just banned for 24 hours so I'm entertaining myself
ZomkItsCole (5:20:31 PM): but
ZomkItsCole (5:20:34 PM): if you prove your might
ZomkItsCole (5:20:38 PM): your will
ZomkItsCole (5:20:40 PM): your strength
ZomkItsCole (5:20:42 PM): your power.
ZomkItsCole (5:20:48 PM): I will rent you my account.
HurryGame (5:20:55 PM): okay
HurryGame (5:21:04 PM): how can i proce
HurryGame (5:21:08 PM): proce
HurryGame (5:21:13 PM): prove
ZomkItsCole (5:21:14 PM): If it gets banned, how can I trust you getting me a new 70?
HurryGame (5:22:08 PM): the only thing you should have is the faith in us
HurryGame (5:22:51 PM): if you want rent to us i can pay you $10 a day
ZomkItsCole (5:23:06 PM): Ok hold on
HurryGame (5:23:10 PM): what do u thiink
ZomkItsCole (5:24:18 PM): I will rent to you for 2 weeks, but you will pay me right away, you can change the password of my account for the 2 weeks so I dont scam your money, but if my account's password doesnt get changed back after 2 1/2 weeks, I will lolsue?
HurryGame (5:24:45 PM): okay
HurryGame (5:24:47 PM): np
HurryGame (5:25:01 PM): but we cant pay u now
HurryGame (5:25:48 PM): after we use it for a day we will pzy u10$
ZomkItsCole (5:26:03 PM): u make me unhappy
ZomkItsCole (5:26:04 PM): ignore in
ZomkItsCole (5:26:05 PM): 5
ZomkItsCole (5:26:05 PM): 4
ZomkItsCole (5:26:06 PM): 3
ZomkItsCole (5:26:06 PM): 2
ZomkItsCole (5:26:06 PM): 1
ZomkItsCole (5:26:07 PM):
HurryGame (5:26:27 PM): okay whatever
ZomkItsCole (5:27:08 PM): NO
ZomkItsCole (5:27:09 PM): WAIT
ZomkItsCole (5:27:11 PM): I LOVE YOU
ZomkItsCole (5:27:19 PM): Ok no srsly
HurryGame (5:27:22 PM): me too
ZomkItsCole (5:27:26 PM): 10.50 a day
HurryGame (5:27:31 PM): no
ZomkItsCole (5:27:34 PM): 10.40
HurryGame (5:27:37 PM): only 10
ZomkItsCole (5:27:57 PM): 10.01
ZomkItsCole (5:28:11 PM): ****
ZomkItsCole (5:28:14 PM): MY CAT IS ON FIRE
ZomkItsCole (5:28:15 PM): BRB
HurryGame (5:28:29 PM): whayever
ZomkItsCole (5:28:37 PM): k back
ZomkItsCole (5:28:46 PM): so
ZomkItsCole (5:28:47 PM): 10.01?
HurryGame (5:28:49 PM): hey man
HurryGame (5:28:52 PM): no10
ZomkItsCole (5:29:13 PM): 9.99
ZomkItsCole (5:29:58 PM): ?
ZomkItsCole (5:30:00 PM): ??
ZomkItsCole (5:30:00 PM): ???
ZomkItsCole (5:30:17 PM): aaaassssssssssssssssssssssnugeetts are yummy
ZomkItsCole (5:30:48 PM): my account name is
ZomkItsCole (5:30:56 PM): snakeeater202
ZomkItsCole (5:30:59 PM): pass is
ZomkItsCole (5:31:11 PM): jokearound546ball
HurryGame (5:31:28 PM): then
ZomkItsCole (5:31:29 PM): when will you start?
HurryGame (5:31:45 PM): server?
ZomkItsCole (5:31:54 PM): sen'jin
ZomkItsCole (5:32:09 PM): MONEY NAO PLOX
HurryGame (5:32:19 PM): us server?
ZomkItsCole (5:32:23 PM): yus
ZomkItsCole (5:32:33 PM): i r horde
ZomkItsCole (5:32:36 PM): i h8 alliance
HurryGame (5:32:54 PM): n aoplox
HurryGame (5:32:59 PM): what is it
ZomkItsCole (5:33:25 PM): on sen'jin i has 70 rogue 70 lock 70 mage 70 arm warr 70 proc warr 70 pally and 1 druid
ZomkItsCole (5:33:38 PM): i parsonally liek the 1 druid
HurryGame (5:33:39 PM): on the same acct?
ZomkItsCole (5:33:41 PM): yus
HurryGame (5:33:48 PM): all epics?
ZomkItsCole (5:34:04 PM): yus my arm warr has 2 legendary
HurryGame (5:34:15 PM): so would u like to rent to us
HurryGame (5:34:26 PM): 8$ per duay/65$
ZomkItsCole (5:34:33 PM): HAY
HurryGame (5:34:34 PM): a week
ZomkItsCole (5:34:35 PM): YOU SAID 10
ZomkItsCole (5:34:38 PM): 10 A DAY
ZomkItsCole (5:34:42 PM): WUTT!!!
ZomkItsCole (5:34:44 PM): WUT!!!
ZomkItsCole (5:34:49 PM): I REFUSE 8Z
ZomkItsCole (5:34:56 PM): MONEY NAO!!!
ZomkItsCole (5:35:00 PM): sorry
HurryGame (5:35:02 PM): okay...
ZomkItsCole (5:35:03 PM): that was my cat
HurryGame (5:35:03 PM): 10
HurryGame (5:35:05 PM): 10
HurryGame (5:35:05 PM): 10
HurryGame (5:35:13 PM): 10$ per day
ZomkItsCole (5:35:13 PM): WUT!
ZomkItsCole (5:35:16 PM): U SAID 20!
HurryGame (5:35:18 PM): 24 hors after we start
ZomkItsCole (5:35:18 PM): WUTT!!!\
ZomkItsCole (5:35:21 PM): WUT!!!!!
HurryGame (5:35:21 PM): **** u
HurryGame (5:35:24 PM): 10
ZomkItsCole (5:35:32 PM): HAY U SAID 200
ZomkItsCole (5:35:35 PM): WTFF!!
ZomkItsCole (5:35:38 PM): WHY U SCAM ME
ZomkItsCole (5:35:41 PM): GOD
ZomkItsCole (5:35:43 PM): DAMMMITTT
ZomkItsCole (5:35:46 PM): sorry that was my cat
ZomkItsCole (5:35:48 PM): ok so 10?
ZomkItsCole (5:36:20 PM): 10 a day?
ZomkItsCole (5:36:33 PM): fine if you dont want to rent ill just go let mmoteam rent
ZomkItsCole (5:36:41 PM): for 12/day
ZomkItsCole (5:36:42 PM): OH.
HurryGame (5:37:04 PM): ok
HurryGame (5:37:07 PM): turn to them
ZomkItsCole (5:37:12 PM): wut
ZomkItsCole (5:37:14 PM): no!
ZomkItsCole (5:37:18 PM): i want you guys!

HurryGame (5:37:23 PM): **** off
ZomkItsCole (5:37:24 PM): i was kidding
HurryGame (5:37:31 PM): u think a kid?
HurryGame (5:37:41 PM): u gave us a wrong pass
HurryGame (5:37:49 PM): interesting?
ZomkItsCole (5:37:52 PM): UH
ZomkItsCole (5:37:53 PM): UH
ZomkItsCole (5:37:54 PM): UH
ZomkItsCole (5:37:56 PM): UH
ZomkItsCole (5:37:58 PM): I CUN EXPLAIN
ZomkItsCole (5:38:00 PM): MY MOTHER
ZomkItsCole (5:38:03 PM): SHE SAID SHE LIKES COX
ZomkItsCole (5:38:05 PM): SO I FARTED
ZomkItsCole (5:38:23 PM): WHYD YOU TRY LOGGING INTO MY ACC WHEN WE WERENT DONE TALKING?
ZomkItsCole (5:38:27 PM): sorry that was my cat
ZomkItsCole (5:38:31 PM): I wanted to test you
HurryGame (5:38:37 PM): **** OFF
ZomkItsCole (5:38:41 PM): I really do have a 70 arm warr with 2 legendary
HurryGame (5:38:42 PM): GET IT?
HurryGame (5:38:44 PM): **** OFF
ZomkItsCole (5:39:01 PM): I will let you guys rent..if you would of proven self control
ZomkItsCole (5:39:06 PM): But I guess you have none.
HurryGame (5:39:49 PM): **** off
ZomkItsCole (5:39:52 PM): it's not really smart to cuss at a person who was gunna let you rent a 70 arm warr/full t6/warglaives of azzinoth, but w/e
ZomkItsCole (5:40:22 PM): not only that, but i had a 69 lock
ZomkItsCole (5:40:34 PM): and a 62 rogue, and a 54 druid
ZomkItsCole (5:40:47 PM): 7000g total on sen'jin
ZomkItsCole (5:40:58 PM): didnt wanna give you my real acc info, just in case you guys were gunna scam
ZomkItsCole (5:41:09 PM): wanted to test you first
ZomkItsCole (5:41:11 PM): and you failed.
ZomkItsCole (5:41:14 PM): congratulations.
HurryGame (5:41:27 PM): then
HurryGame (5:41:43 PM): you sick bustard
ZomkItsCole (5:41:52 PM): bastard*
ZomkItsCole (5:42:03 PM): well
ZomkItsCole (5:42:11 PM): I will forget you ever told me to 'f off'
ZomkItsCole (5:42:33 PM): If you make it up, by doing 9$/day, and powerlevel my 54 druid to 70
HurryGame (5:42:48 PM): no
ZomkItsCole (5:43:02 PM): you know that wasnt my real acc info
ZomkItsCole (5:43:10 PM): I didnt want you to scam me
ZomkItsCole (5:43:21 PM): Well what about
ZomkItsCole (5:43:32 PM): Im gunna be gone all month which is why i contacted you guys
ZomkItsCole (5:43:50 PM): So what about 100$ for the whole month, and you get my druid to 70?
HurryGame (5:43:52 PM): what ever
ZomkItsCole (5:43:53 PM): 54 druid
HurryGame (5:44:04 PM): okay
HurryGame (5:44:15 PM): give me your info
ZomkItsCole (5:44:27 PM): **** NO
ZomkItsCole (5:44:32 PM): WHY DO YOU KEEP FALLING FOR IT
ZomkItsCole (5:44:36 PM): YOU TOLD ME TO **** OFF
ZomkItsCole (5:44:41 PM): YOURE PROBABLY GUNNA HACK ME
ZomkItsCole (5:44:44 PM): SCAMMER
ZomkItsCole (5:44:46 PM): FUCCKKK!!!
ZomkItsCole (5:44:49 PM): sorry that was my cat
HurryGame (5:45:09 PM): what is it?
ZomkItsCole (5:45:33 PM): ok seriously
ZomkItsCole (5:45:37 PM): I am giving you my account info
ZomkItsCole (5:45:47 PM): I am gunna have 100$ by May 1st
HurryGame (5:45:49 PM): okay
ZomkItsCole (5:45:50 PM): And a 70 druid
HurryGame (5:45:55 PM): yes
ZomkItsCole (5:45:55 PM): WITH my acc info still there
ZomkItsCole (5:46:00 PM): And if I dont
ZomkItsCole (5:46:07 PM): There will be consequences
HurryGame (5:46:15 PM): um
ZomkItsCole (5:46:18 PM): You dont know how good I am at hacking stuff.
HurryGame (5:46:34 PM): what is it'
ZomkItsCole (5:46:35 PM): I will not only hack my acct back, but destroy wowdollar.com - Renting service. Offer you gold/cash/free lvling. Power Leveling ,Power Level ,Power Levels,WOW Power Leveling,Warcraft Gold,World Of Warcraft Power Leveling,WOW Warcraft Gold ,powerleveling
HurryGame (5:46:43 PM): okay
ZomkItsCole (5:46:46 PM): So dont **** my account
HurryGame (5:46:47 PM): np
HurryGame (5:46:54 PM): np
HurryGame (5:47:04 PM): info now
Then I just spammed him and he ignored me.

[uawili]

mmm, i like cats on fire.

[Hartstock]

just read the whole thing LOL

[EcLipsez0rz]

lmao, that's great.

"**** MY CATS ON FIRE BRB"
"ok, back"

[Thaledan]

yea it might have been long but man I scared my cat i was laughing so hard

[theKarn]

That. Was. Awesome.

[Kareem]

lol

he was so confused by the end

so was i

[sxekura]

I decided to mess with him more, expected him to ignore me,
I think he remembered me but he talked to me anyways..rofl..was this one funny. He didn't talk as much though...

It's best to read through the whole thing, but what will make you rofl all over the place is the very last thing he says...my god..lol.

ZomkItsCole (6:43:32 PM): sup man
ZomkItsCole (6:48:53 PM): hey
ZomkItsCole (6:49:03 PM): so i herd u gaiz rent accts
HurryGame (6:55:02 PM): hello
HurryGame (6:55:05 PM): there?
ZomkItsCole (6:55:09 PM): yea
HurryGame (6:55:16 PM): what do u get?
ZomkItsCole (6:55:20 PM): wuttz
ZomkItsCole (6:55:31 PM): u rent accts lolwit?
HurryGame (6:55:40 PM): yes
HurryGame (6:55:49 PM): what char do u get?
ZomkItsCole (6:55:59 PM): is this tommy
ZomkItsCole (6:56:13 PM): tommy fommy my baloney shommy
HurryGame (6:56:23 PM): what?
ZomkItsCole (6:56:27 PM): is this tom
HurryGame (6:56:36 PM): yes
ZomkItsCole (6:56:39 PM): hawt
HurryGame (6:56:56 PM): what char do u get?
ZomkItsCole (6:56:57 PM): i has 70 warr
HurryGame (6:57:03 PM): good
ZomkItsCole (6:57:09 PM): yea secks now plox
HurryGame (6:57:24 PM): any game time left?
ZomkItsCole (6:57:40 PM): 2 and heif years
HurryGame (6:57:45 PM): good
ZomkItsCole (6:57:57 PM): CUN I GET 50/DAY PLOXXXXX
ZomkItsCole (6:58:02 PM): SHIT!
ZomkItsCole (6:58:05 PM): FISH ON FIRE BRB
ZomkItsCole (6:58:12 PM): k back
HurryGame (6:58:17 PM): k
ZomkItsCole (6:58:29 PM): so we settld it?
ZomkItsCole (6:58:35 PM): 50/day?
HurryGame (6:58:40 PM): k
ZomkItsCole (6:58:44 PM): sweet
ZomkItsCole (6:58:50 PM): u rdy fur info?
HurryGame (6:58:55 PM): k
ZomkItsCole (6:59:03 PM): win will i get 1st paycheck?
ZomkItsCole (6:59:14 PM): OH ****!
HurryGame (6:59:14 PM): what?
ZomkItsCole (6:59:17 PM): MY LEG!

ZomkItsCole (6:59:20 PM): FUCCCKKK
ZomkItsCole (6:59:22 PM): MY CAT IS EATING ME
ZomkItsCole (6:59:24 PM): SHITTTT
ZomkItsCole (6:59:25 PM): OMG!!
ZomkItsCole (6:59:28 PM): ****!@@!1!!
ZomkItsCole (6:59:33 PM): MY LEG IS GONE
ZomkItsCole (6:59:36 PM): CALL THE DAMN COPS
ZomkItsCole (6:59:39 PM): sorry that was my fish
ZomkItsCole (6:59:48 PM): win will i get my first 50$?
HurryGame (6:59:54 PM): no
ZomkItsCole (6:59:59 PM): wut?
ZomkItsCole (7:00:07 PM): u is renting 70 war?
ZomkItsCole (7:00:08 PM): plox?
HurryGame (7:00:15 PM): yes
HurryGame (7:00:20 PM): i knew it
ZomkItsCole (7:00:21 PM): hao much a day
ZomkItsCole (7:00:26 PM): WUT
HurryGame (7:00:27 PM): 8
ZomkItsCole (7:00:33 PM): DID U FIGURE OUT MY COCK IS ONLY 2 INCHS
ZomkItsCole (7:00:39 PM): IM SORRY BUT I COULDNT GET THE **********
ZomkItsCole (7:00:40 PM): DAMN
ZomkItsCole (7:00:48 PM): :*(
ZomkItsCole (7:00:55 PM): ok so 8/day?
HurryGame (7:00:57 PM): **** off
ZomkItsCole (7:01:07 PM): dude
ZomkItsCole (7:01:09 PM): calm down
ZomkItsCole (7:01:14 PM): i'll get the ********** tomorrow
ZomkItsCole (7:01:20 PM): then my cock will grow to a massive 52 inch
ZomkItsCole (7:01:24 PM): and we can buttsecks all day
ZomkItsCole (7:01:27 PM): k?
ZomkItsCole (7:01:35 PM): 8
ZomkItsCole (7:01:37 PM): 8/day?
HurryGame (7:01:39 PM): k
ZomkItsCole (7:01:47 PM): can we cyber furst
HurryGame (7:01:55 PM): nope
ZomkItsCole (7:01:57 PM): WTF
ZomkItsCole (7:02:00 PM): !!!
ZomkItsCole (7:02:01 PM): OMG
HurryGame (7:02:02 PM): info of your acc
ZomkItsCole (7:02:02 PM): WHY
ZomkItsCole (7:02:04 PM): k
ZomkItsCole (7:02:07 PM): then cybur?
HurryGame (7:02:11 PM): k
ZomkItsCole (7:02:15 PM): k my name is
ZomkItsCole (7:02:25 PM): snakepoop5
ZomkItsCole (7:02:29 PM): pass is
ZomkItsCole (7:02:43 PM): d3Rh2oinovenz3
HurryGame (7:02:53 PM): hold on
ZomkItsCole (7:02:59 PM): buttsecks nao plox
ZomkItsCole (7:03:12 PM): **** **** **** ****
ZomkItsCole (7:03:18 PM): I LEFT MY CAT IBN THE GODDAMN OVEN!
ZomkItsCole (7:03:21 PM): BRB
ZomkItsCole (7:03:34 PM): k back
ZomkItsCole (7:03:46 PM): so anyways i was thinkin..we could get togetha sometime or sumtin
ZomkItsCole (7:03:56 PM): at dat chinese place up da road
ZomkItsCole (7:04:09 PM): i luff chinese food do u?
ZomkItsCole (7:04:12 PM): its hawt
ZomkItsCole (7:04:20 PM): *masturbates to chinese food*
ZomkItsCole (7:04:33 PM): so while u r figuring out my info is fake
ZomkItsCole (7:04:35 PM): im gunna dance
ZomkItsCole (7:04:45 PM): with my cat
ZomkItsCole (7:04:46 PM): BRB
ZomkItsCole (7:06:33 PM): hello
ZomkItsCole (7:07:08 PM): sup
HurryGame (7:07:13 PM): you can dance with your cock
ZomkItsCole (7:07:20 PM): will u dance with me
ZomkItsCole (7:07:22 PM): ploxxx
ZomkItsCole (7:07:25 PM): ploxx.....
ZomkItsCole (7:07:32 PM): i will slap my cock on your facceee
ZomkItsCole (7:07:42 PM): becuz u lovee meee
HurryGame (7:07:52 PM): you can ask your mom suck you 53 inch cock
HurryGame (7:08:04 PM): bitch
ZomkItsCole (7:08:22 PM): my mom caught on fire and my cock devoured her last night so thats why i need a new buttsecks buddy
ZomkItsCole (7:08:29 PM): you wuld be a perfect one ploxxx
ZomkItsCole (7:09:33 PM): so will u
ZomkItsCole (7:10:12 PM): HAY
ZomkItsCole (7:10:13 PM): ANSER ME
ZomkItsCole (7:10:33 PM): HAYAEHASHG
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HurryGame (7:17:36 PM): hey bitch you were block don't be ***** if u want be ****ed you can ask your cat or your fish to help u !cheap bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Remus]

lol.... try and act all serious and give them a shitty account with like a level 1 on it and then pull them into the trap lols

[Ukmonkey]

I couldn't stop laughing

[hampe90pro]

hahahhahahahahah lol XD

[Smooth]

That was the funnyiest thing i read in a long time, the excuse whit your cat is just stupid xD.

[sxekura]

Rofl I got my friend to talk to him and the guy thought it was me.

Zulisity (2:21:54 PM): Hey
HurryGame (2:22:03 PM): hey
Zulisity (2:22:16 PM): You guys rent accounts right?
HurryGame (2:22:26 PM): yes
Zulisity (2:22:42 PM): I have an account you can rent with 3 70's on it.
Zulisity (2:22:50 PM): 70 Troll Shaman
Zulisity (2:22:55 PM): 70 Blood Elf Paladin
Zulisity (2:23:01 PM): 70 Night Elf Hunter
Zulisity (2:23:09 PM): There all in epics btw.
HurryGame (2:23:14 PM): okay
HurryGame (2:23:16 PM): good
Zulisity (2:23:25 PM): So how much will yal be paying me aday?
HurryGame (2:23:48 PM): 8 $ a day
Zulisity (2:23:57 PM): 8$ huh?
Zulisity (2:24:10 PM): I CAN BUY MY SHIT FOR 8$,
Zulisity (2:24:14 PM): But no
Zulisity (2:24:17 PM): Seriously
Zulisity (2:24:23 PM): 10$?
HurryGame (2:24:32 PM): 9
Zulisity (2:24:40 PM): 9.69$
HurryGame (2:25:02 PM): 9
Zulisity (2:25:08 PM): 1
Zulisity (2:25:09 PM): No
Zulisity (2:25:10 PM): 10
Zulisity (2:25:28 PM): Your kidding I have 3 70's all in full tier 5
HurryGame (2:25:33 PM): oh again the cat bitch
Zulisity (2:25:42 PM): Cat bitch?
HurryGame (2:25:49 PM): serious
HurryGame (2:25:54 PM): 9 only
Zulisity (2:26:00 PM): y
HurryGame (2:26:15 PM): take it or leave it
Zulisity (2:26:27 PM): 9.01
Zulisity (2:26:41 PM): ok ok
Zulisity (2:26:43 PM): uhh
Zulisity (2:26:53 PM): KLJDFHJKL;DFJLDHFKJLH

Zulisity (2:26:59 PM): sorry my dick went crazy
Zulisity (2:27:02 PM): anyway
Zulisity (2:27:11 PM): Will yal get my account banned?
Zulisity (2:27:30 PM): Because I had to get my account back twice, I've been playing for like 4 1/2 years
Zulisity (2:27:46 PM): THERE WERE SOOOO MANY BITCHS IN DAT TIME TWO I WAS LIKE
Zulisity (2:27:54 PM): YYEYEAAAA DICK ****** DICKY WEENIE SHIT
Zulisity (2:27:58 PM): And they were like hai
Zulisity (2:28:01 PM): And I said sup
Zulisity (2:28:03 PM): and yea
HurryGame (2:28:04 PM): you will get your dick cut wont you?
HurryGame (2:28:27 PM): you are being blocked
HurryGame (2:28:30 PM): 9
HurryGame (2:28:31 PM): 8
HurryGame (2:28:32 PM): 7
HurryGame (2:28:33 PM): 6
HurryGame (2:28:34 PM): 5
HurryGame (2:28:35 PM): 4
HurryGame (2:28:36 PM): 3
Zulisity (2:28:36 PM): Waiiittt
HurryGame (2:28:37 PM): 2
HurryGame (2:28:38 PM): 1
Zulisity (2:28:41 PM): one more question
HurryGame (2:28:44 PM): 0.1
HurryGame (2:28:52 PM): 0.001
Zulisity (2:28:53 PM): ok
HurryGame (2:28:56 PM): 0.0001
Zulisity (2:28:57 PM): 9$
HurryGame (2:29:00 PM): 0.0001
HurryGame (2:29:04 PM): 0.00001
Zulisity (2:29:17 PM): Account name : Sottland68
HurryGame (2:29:21 PM): o/ooooooo1
Zulisity (2:29:29 PM): I'll give pass if you don't block me
HurryGame (2:29:39 PM): 0.0000000000001
Zulisity (2:29:48 PM): yyyy
HurryGame (2:29:55 PM): then fuvk off
Zulisity (2:30:04 PM): ok
Zulisity (2:30:08 PM): 5$ a day?
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Zulisity (2:30:30 PM): k
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Zulisity (2:30:30 PM): kk
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Zulisity (2:30:31 PM): kkk
HurryGame is unable to receive offline IMs.
Zulisity (2:30:31 PM): kkk
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Zulisity (2:30:31 PM): kkk
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Zulisity (2:30:32 PM): kkk
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Zulisity (2:30:32 PM): kkk
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Zulisity (2:30:32 PM): kkk
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EVERYONE SPAM THIS GUY WITH MSGS RELATING TO THIS LOL.

[bandinwow]

lol at the You're getting logged off at 0.00000000000001 secs. omgepic

[Deadnisse]

Ok. I rofled ... the cat parts were hillarious :P