Wow film script finished!

[Bloodstain]

A few weeks ago I posted for help with my films story line, well ive gone back to plan a, aka 2 years ago. I wanted to make a comic version of the lord of the rings, but nobody was intrested. Im gonna green screen this film and ive also broken it into 5 min episodes. I will be looking for help! voice actors, writers, if there is anybody who wants to make the video it self if you are very skilled with sony vegas I would be happy for you to work with me. If you want to suggest music, jokes, ideas, twists or fan art stuff (pictures, banners etc) feel free!

Here is the script to the first episode! (sorry for typos typing out of my notebook ) This is just a guide, If voice actors would like to change the lines in little ways to help suit there voice etc they can feel free!

<Gandalf is walking across a green field towards the shire, people are working in the field, a young boy runs up to Gandalf>

Boy: Exscus me old lady?

Gandalf: I'm a man!

Boy: Sorry sir, why are you coming to the shire mr?

Gandalf: 32

Boy: hu?

Gandalf: Im not old im 32!

Boy: But sir your hair is gray... Your a witch!

<The boy crys for help and 30 people suround gandalf>

-End of scene-

<Frodo, Bilbo, Sam, Pippin and merry are all sitting outside facing towards a house>

Frodo: Bilbo you did say Gandalf is coming didnt you?

Bilbo: Yes my boy, I dont know where he could be.

<Gandalf can be seen running behind the hobbits being chanced by a large mob>
Sam: Hes bringing the fireworks isnt he?

Pippin: Oh I do hope so!

Merry: So do I! Remember what happened last year?!

< Screen fades into a scene: A local policeman had just finished his shift

"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."

"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"

"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"

"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off..."

<Screen fades back to the 5 hobbits>

Frodo: Do you really find that funny?

<Pippin and merry are laughing hard>

<Camera leaves the hobbits and runs to the town center (fast forward effect) >

Man 1: BURN THE WITCH!

<Gandalf is on a stage with lots of hobbits cheering burn the witch>

Man 2: He is a witch burn him!

Gandalf: But I'm a guy!

Man 1: Hes a sexist witch!

Man 3: Do you even have proof that he is a witch?!

Man 4: He turned me into a newt!

Man 3: A newt!?!?

Man 4: I got better...

Man 5: He has a cat!

Gandalf: So what...

Man 3: What is your cat called sir?

Gandalf: Bubbles!

Man 4: short for Beelzebubbles! (Beelzebub pun)

Gandalf: I'm out of here!

<Gandalf blinks into a tent and hides>

<TEXT:Later that night>

<Its night and there is a tent with a cilowet of 2 hobbits in the tent and they are talking>

Pippin: Merry what about this one?!

Merry: no no thats not big enough.

<one of the figgers cheers>

Pippin: What?

Merry: I found one!

Pippin: Wow you have a big one!

Merry: Lets light it!

< The tent burns down to the ground and a huge firework flys into the sky in the shape of a firy dragon>

<There is a party in the town center which observe the dragon firework flying overhead.>

Gandalf: quite down Bilbo is going to make his speach!

<crowed quiten down and bilbo takes to the stage>

Bilbo: Its my 111th birthday!

<crowed cheers>

Bilbo: <starts to stutter> It's time for me to go now though... good... good bye everybody...

<Bilbo vanishs into thin air>

-end of scene-

<The camera is under a "night vision" effect and is facing a doorway, bilbo walks in. The camera is titled "Gand Cam">

Gandalf: Quite a stunt you pulled off there...

Bilbo: Gandalf?! Its you... It was just a bit of fun...

Gandalf: I think its time we told Frodo...

<END OF CHAPTER>


rushed photoshop ftw!

Casting and part avalibility

Voice acting
Frodo: Unavailble (Nolixa)

Sam: Unavailble (falck)

Gandalf: Unavalible (Reid E96)

merry: Unavalible Snailz

Pippin: Unavalible (Aziris)

Policeman:Unavalible (Unholy shaman)

Policeman's wife:Avalible

Young boy: Unavalible (Deathghast )

Bilbo: Unavalible (Ermok)

Man 1:Unavalible (Jenack)

Man 2: Unavalible (King-satchmo)

Man 3: Unavalible (Loveshock)

Man 4: Avalible

Man 5: Unavalible (Bloodstain)

Ingame acting

Frodo: Unavalible (Triple trouble)

Sam: unavalible (omfgwtfbbq)

Gandalf:Unavalible (EcHoEs)

merry: Unavalible (Snailz)

Pippin:Avalible

Policeman:Unavalible (Unholy shaman)

Policeman's wife:Avalible

Young boy: unavalible (omfgwtfbbq)

Bilbo: Unavalible (samsta45

Man 1:Avalible

Man 2:Unavalible (king-satchmo)

Man 3:Unavalible (Loveshock)

Man 4: Avalible

Man 5: Avalible

People yet to be enroled with parts!

Equ1N0X: "Im pretty experienced with private servers, so i would help out with the movie spawning etc, and even provide extra gameobjects not normally in game. I will also play the part of any Elves that need actors (MAKE ONE!!! RAWR) just like some random archer dude."

CookieMonZorZ: "Can i be in-game as pippin, pippin FTW"

2dgreengiant: "Just bought a mic, ill do something"

Tyler Durden: "I can ingame act anyone. So either Man #5, policements wife or pippin etc"

Xcynic: "I can do something, anything really :P Ingame actor what ever XD"

Banksey: "Hey man, I'd love a place in your LOTR film. I could be on anytime you want. I'm not fussy about parts. And I got great communication. Get back to me if you want me"

SectorSeven: "I can do emulation stuff you need"

Me0w: "In game acting" <-- he is good with graphics so could maybe make the images for the add or something

Mike3667: "will do anything needed"

[ReidE96]

I'll be a voice actor for Gandalf

[Viter]

i would like to voice act too
but nah my voice sucks xD

[Bloodstain]

I'll be a voice actor for Gandalf

If you record all the lines in the script into a single file for each line, zip them and then send them to me we are in buisness Your a scot, is your acsent very stong?

[Unholyshaman]

Not bad...i actualy really liked the world of warcraft one better but o well. Are you planing on using wow to act out LotR scenes or what? Like have a emu server set up where we .add necessary items needed then we act out, using wow model view / editor if needed to simulate wow actions and talking etc.

Im up for acting out scenes in game etc. Maybe doing voice overs not sure.
If you going to put up a site, maybe forums or something ill help moderate if needed. If you are interested in recruiting me send me a pm and we can get better ways of communication.

[Unholyshaman]

Blood can you get on the vent server i emailed you the details.

[Bloodstain]

Ive now added a list of avaliblity of parts, voice acting and acting in game. Ask if you want any parts

[Unholyshaman]

Ill do Frodo ingame acting and any other spot acting ingame when needed. I guess i can act and voice act the policemens too since i cant make any specific acents with my voice but the policemens voice can be total random!

[Snailz]

Ill be any odd ones that arnt taken no matter how many there is

[Shantari]

Lol.......... Monty Python.... LotR... really corny.. sounds like a good movie script :P

[Bloodstain]

Ill be any odd ones that arnt taken no matter how many there is

Do you mean voice acting or ingame acting?

[Snailz]

Both.. xD
(filler)

[Guybrush]

Anything that has got monty python jokes in them has got my vote.
I'm definately up for the in-game acting of gandalf or Frodo

[Ermok]

woot im bilbo xD
will be a right laugh

[Bloodstain]

lol :P there are still parts for grabs! PM me reply here or email me , [email protected]