Exploring the person behind the class!

[Pietje]

I noticed a connection between class and behaviour. I know this isn't really "exploration" but in a way it is! Plus it ain't an exploit or any other category either, so I ran out of options. If you have one, just make a mod move it

Ps: This is based on lots of PuG experiences on my server on EU Plus this is supposed to contain minor humour, not suitable for all. If you feel offended and think that you are not like that, try reading this part again.

Let the philosophy begin! Beginning to think of it as a kind of horoscope kinda thingy, though life lasting.


Warrior: I found out that warriors are usually the ones with the lowest yell-factor. If any class would be annoyed, the warrior would go screaming first. On top of that they don't seem to know what they want either (roll warrior, expect tank, specs dps?) Only a very few nice ones around, most have a huge ego. Prolly someone working at a helpdesk getting called by asses all day long.

Hunter: Either the extremely annoying and childish person (90%) or very very nice (10%!) Same goes with skills really, most don't have a clue what the **** they are doing. Usually minors with low temper, or adults with low temper acting like minors with low temper! Prolly not working and going to bed when mammy yells at them. Or they just dont go to bed.

Mage: Intelligent or dumbass, easily recognized by their ability to target the right mark & sheeping it. Apparently most of them like Fantasy a lot and wish they could burst fireballs from their own hands as well, making them a bit freaky too. Usually pretty nice, unless they go "DURDURR". Popular class for the ladies! Prolly some pretty regular people here, though nothing fancy. Person-who-sits-behind-the-stash-of-money-in-stores (lost the english word).

Druid: Mysterious people who don't know what they want. Bit of the quiet type who just listens. Usually nice guys/gals (also a popular class for the ladies) but I never really met a very nice or very dull/annoying one. Be wary of the boomkins though, they go oom... They work somewhere where the enviroment changes or the work they have to do changes a lot. Some sort of shrink maybe!

Rogues: People who are likely to go "boom headshot" and who can't wait or are horribly slow. Very likely to think they are the best in everything and they will prolly be of young age. I'm kinda thinkin this might just be my server though... Either jobless or doing something hyperactive, like labrat.

Priest: Even though you would expect all the happy holy people to roll priest you couldn't be more wrong. You should be aware of the shadowpriest, they are egocentric bastards. The holy priest are usually sleepy and barely pay attention and just suck or rock. They definately are rockstars!

Paladins: These have the highest ego-level ever. They think they're the best and aren't even close to holy-spiritual shit. These are the older childish persons, or very nice guys. Though these aren't as bad as the huntards, there are still a lot of *******s. Prolly working nightshifts somewhere at the local motel!

Warlock: Goths and emo's for sure. They can be really nice guys but crybabies too, horrible. Their IQ usually doesn't top 100(yes 100 is quite low). If I had to pick a job they might be managers though cus they can be such bitches bossing everyone around, so why not do it for a living!

Shamans: More people who don't know what to pick. They will never stick to the first thing they choose. Usually nice guys and good at things they want to be good at. Maturity differs, usually the rarerestoshamans are nice, but the enhancement are horrible! So totally a failure at life, prolly accountant scumbags.

I think I had em all now. Please don't hurt meh, though you'll prolly flame away as it is. Enjoy!

[Kazard]

ROFL, I'm a resto shaman, and I am nice....hmmm, are you in my bushez taken nudez?

[minifss]

Hehe, nicely written ^^,

[lulleboy93]

lol? u are only Whriting Mean and Evil Stuffs on every char... Shame on you

[shade599]

Rogues: People who are likely to go "boom headshot" and who can't wait or are horribly slow. Very likely to think they are the best in everything and they will prolly be of young age. I'm kinda thinkin this might just be my server though... Either jobless or doing something hyperactive, like labrat.

Ya....couldn't be more wrong about me. I'm more of (your version of)
"Druid: Mysterious people who don't know what they want. Bit of the quiet type who just listens."
P.S. Ignore what the bar near my name is, I don't play a druid. I'm a Rogue. Fun horoscope-type thing, though. But it should be moved to General Chat.

[holllyywood]

I'm a holy Paladin.
And I pretty much have the biggest ego, ever.


Nice.

[Moochoo]

i admit.. im a rogue and have yelled .. "BOOM HEADSHOT" once... im impatient but im 21 yrs old... lol not that young.

I also play a pally (60ally, 40 ally, 70 horde), was never very big on the ego.. more like "we cant kill that we will get pwned)... Most pallys suck:P sorry.. i just hate you all.. (Was a holy pally from 1-70 on my BE)

Priests? So true, they just let you die, seriously i think theyre falling asleep at the keyboard at times...

Warlocks are not too emo but they dont seem to be very smart IRL either... they can QQ ...and think theyre pwnage power but yeah...

It depends what server you play on, and just the people you play with day to day..

[Skirmish]

This holds a little bit of truth for me.

I've played a Paladin, Priest, Rogue, Warlock, and a Warrior all to end game.

IRL I'm a 26 year old servicememeber in the military. I annoy easily at terrible players or people who obviously dont know wtf they're doing. I'm very vocal about it when the time calls. I'm not afraid to tell someone they're acting like an idiot. I just cant deal with playing with people who are bad at the game. But, I've been playing since original release and I've seen a lot of bad players in my time.

[joric]

lol i used to play a 36 pally (allinance) grew sick of it and now play a 19 hunter (horde). and am a bit of a huntard in PvP cause i dnt know much about playing hunter yet. i do have a bad-temper-other nite i was kicking the computer cause it froze in a BG. lol

[Tsai]

"Mage: Intelligent or dumbass, easily recognized by their ability to target the right mark & sheeping it. Apparently most of them like Fantasy a lot and wish they could burst fireballs from their own hands as well, making them a bit freaky too. Usually pretty nice, unless they go "DURDURR". Popular class for the ladies! Prolly some pretty regular people here, though nothing fancy. Person-who-sits-behind-the-stash-of-money-in-stores (lost the english word)."

I fit all the red ones o.0

not to brag or anything about the first one :P

[shadowbladex]

Cant say im anything like the description of the warrior = /

[Democides]

im a shamy, and you pegged me................ im resto/element

[Ebah]

now how about a post for the peoples playing skills? (rogues can be really cool guys who know what theyre doing, or can be 11 yr olds just spamming 2 and 3.)

[Democides]

NM, im an idiot, shoot me

[_Shapes_]

Warrior: I found out that warriors are usually the ones with the lowest yell-factor. If any class would be annoyed, the warrior would go screaming first. On top of that they don't seem to know what they want either (roll warrior, expect tank, specs dps?) Only a very few nice ones around, most have a huge ego. Prolly someone working at a helpdesk getting called by asses all day long.

suits so well with most warriors i met =D (Play a shadow priest and yes it fitts more than perfect )