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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH 'THE FURBOLG' THIS WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT UP. LOOK AT THIS
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WITH THIS PATENTED BEAR SUIT YOU CAN STAND ON A HORSE WITHOUT EVEN PLANTING YOUR FEET. UPON DAWNING THE SUIT YOU WILL GO INTO A MURDEROUS BLOOD RAGE, ROARING AND SWINGING YOUR LANCE THROUGH ENEMIES WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE.
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YOU'LL BE SO FEARSOME, THE AUDIENCE WILL SHIT THEMSELVES IN DIS-BELIEF.
BUT WAIT, I'M NOT DONE. YOU HATE GNOME'S? OF COURSE YOU DO. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF THEM? EAT THEM UP, IN YOUR BUTT.
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BY USING THE ERIC CARTMAN DIET. YOU CAN EAT GNOME WITH YOUR ASS AND STILL HAVE A HEALTHY COLON.
BUT WAIT, I'M STILL NOT DONE. WHAT'S MORE TROUBLESOME THAN A BEAR ON LAND? THAT'S RIGHT, A BEAR IN THE SKY. MOUNT UP IN THE 'OC' RAIN HELL FROM THE HEAVENS.
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ACT NOW AND GET FISHING BEAR. TIRED OF THOSE PESKY FISHERMEN? GET RID OF THERE NUISANCE WITH THE FURBOLG. 1 ROAR WILL GET THEM OUT OF YOUR SPACE AND AWAY FROM YOUR FACE.
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TL;DR?
FOR ONLY 19.95twocents GET THIS Dartol's Rod of Transformation - Thottbot: World of Warcraft DARTOL'S ROD OF TRANSFORMATION, MOUNT UP ON ARGENT HORSE'S, OCULUS DRAKES, JUST TROLL AROUND IN A NEVER ENDING BEAR SUIT. YOU HEARD ME. THE ITEM NEVER GOES AWAY. UNLIMITED.
(The furbolg suit does not protect against; fail, wow aids, BDS, LDS, or pugs. It is recommended you don't tear the suit or else it voids it's warranty.)