I am going to try this over the weekend, but I am going to try it multiple times, each with a different tactic. Here is what I have thought up so far.
1.) Adoption, you just got adopted, got new parents about 2 weeks ago, and they are requiring (FOR MY SAFETY) that I get the last name changed to my new last name.
2.) I recently got married.
3.) I recently got divorced and need my name changed to my maiden name.
Anyone have more ideas, I am going to keep calling until they change it so...