Dammit!
After 3 years of trying to forward ports with my extremily uncomprehensive router, I finally did it... But now, as soon as it starts working, I need to go onto DynDNS and create a host and enable wildcard...
Unfortunately enabling wildcard is a premium-only feature.
I remember a few years ago we used NoIP instead of DynDNS, so I tried that today as well and they've also changed to become a premium website.
Does anyone know of any FREE and NON-PREMIUM Dynamic DNS websites?