The most funny/stupid reason why YOU got banned!

[Piemano]

I got a warning on retail because someone hacked my account and when they asked if I had given my account info to anyone I was stupid enough to say that I had given it to my family. (of course no member of my family hacked me) Then he said that it was against their policies and I got banned for 3 days.

Wicked!!!

Sounds reasonable, I hate it when people let family members know their acc details, and then you log in to play some arena just to end up failing because your partner isn't your partner, but really his little brother.

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My ban story:

I was rolling a night elf rogue as usual, on a random instant 80 funserver with a mall. Everything in the mall cost gold, and I found it a choir to get money, so instead of getting money, I bought and resold a specific item over and over again.

A GM suddenly appears, asking me where I'm getting my money from, and I told him, I'm selling equipments. He says "Oh, alright. Thank you." and disappears.

When I finished gearing up my character, I go and skill up my weapon skill (it wasn't a fast skill up, but I knew of a way to speed it up), I then go to the arena. And much to my joy, no ones playing melee characters (probably because of the slow skill up).

I start tearing everyone up with 7-8k ambush crits, eventually, people start calling me a hacker (even though I wasn't using any hacks or exploits). I ask them why, and they blame it on the fact that I was using ambush outside of stealth. A GM (the same one as before) appears after a while, and asks me why I'm "ambush-hacking"...

I answer and refer him to a talent called Shadow Dance: Shadow Dance - Spell - World of Warcraft

He claims I'm lying and tells me, he knew I was a hacker and permabans me. :P I really wanted to punch that retard in the face, not for banning me but for him being such a ****ing retard. argh.

[piree]

The day before Walljumping got nerfed I did one last WJ with some people on top of orgrimmar, but when everyone was leaving I just logged out and went to bed.
The next day I stood up and I'm still on top of Orgrimmar cuz I saved there, some guy sees me and starts calling me a wallhacker lol, a GM comes and he agree with the stupid retard and I get a 3day ban for "wallhacking" altho I just walljumped the day before

[abhorsenjay]

one of my buddies got banned for knocking people off flying mounts with his mage

[alanm]

i got banned from some gm private server, because for some reason, if you donate, they give you ban powers, and the ultimate donor ($150) was messing with everyone and i got pissed so i did stun forever, and he banned me...pretty dumb to give ppl banning powers

[Blackscar]

I got banned for explorin some weird places in Wow

[miztamajic]

I got banned for being good

[Eddii3]

Banned for swearing in retail a long time ago (pre-bc)

[Peony]

I got banned once from one server for telling them how to fix a DC issue

Again from another one by a GM's GF for flirting with the GM..

Third for calling one of the Moderators a nooblet and beating her a duel

Last one was for being female and knowing how the server works....(not very funny)


Once banned in retail for stacking items, swearing at opposite faction i opposite faction language and decoding opposite faction chat while on city raid.

[holyjew]

I made a guild named <SHIP THOSE NAGAS BACK> on retail.

Banned 24 hours.

[[The Major]]

Banned for callin a GM a Noob because he didnt know a Sh*t about any GMcommands
and always asked...(on my Friends server xD)

[xpxd]

lol i got baned long ago because an admin accidently ported me to the gm white room and then the other guy saw me and said i was hackingand permanently baneed me!!!

[Lonehwolf]

I was fly hacking and stuff like that and a GM saw me, he was obviously new as I could guess from his reaction: "Hey I'm thew new GM, how do I tackle tickets?"

I simply answered him "Oh leave tickets to us pros for now Just watch and see how things develop and eventually you'll be allowed to interact more closely with the players" He was like very happy of my answer and he kept this whole thing up for 2 days until the owner banned me XD

[acuz]

I got banned for doing emote "/facepalm" at admin.

LOL admin retard

[[IceCreaM]]

i got banned for correcting the server owned that its Cache Folder not cashe folder lol :P (Console: Clear your cashe folder before you play here) >_>

[Cathedra]

Banned for falling off a cliff = speed hacking