How can i teleport in live Server?

[Clain]

Geez guies.

Who the F*** cares about dividing by zero and using retarded ways to express your points. Get the hell back on subject, not whether the hell you can divide by a certain number.

[arigity]

oh great, another genius here attempting to disprove my logic by skirting around the point.

while whether or not it is a calculation or expression once again has little relevance to the main point i will prove you wrong for the hell of it.

a calculation is the process used to reach an answer while an expression is the visible outcome of a calculation barring certain circumstances.

1. it can be considered a calculation, because i calculated that if i that if i divide 10 by zero i will get the answer 1.

2. expressions cannot have equal signs.


i honestly like it better when cypher brings up a point as he usually knows what he is talking about.

[kynox]

So this one time, i ate a pickle. It was very nice and i enjoyed it.

[arigity]

i concur with kynox. pickles.

[Clain]

Division by zero - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ORLY lol

Pickles, yum.

[gary2288]

Hi this is my first post on this forum, only just started to look into stuff like this and i must say i love how a simple question about teleporting in a live server can turn into a huge argument about dividing by zero, it's fantastic, and i can tell i'm gonna love being on this forum.

I actually lost track on what was going on though although i'm pretty sure that if you actually did divide by zero you would probably unmake the universe so don't.

Anyway i'm gonna go look round the rest of the forum. so i'll join in the next argument, because as someone said earlier, they can be quite fun and they also entertain anyone who happens to walk in on them, which is good for morale.

[Cypher]

You, sir, are the pinnacle of asshattery. Nothing more need be said. Arguments that are inherently retarded need not be refuted, so I think we should all just start calling arigity names.

<3 Synd.

/chuckle

because we KNOW cypher would never dream of insulting anyone now huh? no, a shining member like him is a prime example of an angel. in fact the very idea of cypher insulting anyone is a sin, you are a blasphemer for saying anything to such an effect.



i like the guy sure, he's brilliant, but he's got a huuuuuuge ego and likes to argue alot. just like me

1. I never said I was an angel, I regularly point out the point I'm an ass-hole. You fail.
2. Arguing is fun, duh, but its even more fun when the other person doesn't realize they're being massively trolled.

I actually rofled...

omfg 10/0=3 is an expression you fool >.< it's not a calculation so you didn't divide by zero, acutally this expression is false, please take a math book to learn the differnece between an expression and a calculation...
I could go furter into details but I'm to lazy and I belive learning on your own is more efficient then people telling you what's wrong or right.

In soviet russia, expression evaluates YOU!

Geez guies.

Who the F*** cares about dividing by zero and using retarded ways to express your points. Get the hell back on subject, not whether the hell you can divide by a certain number.

I certainly don't, but this is fun so why stop? ^_^

oh great, another genius here attempting to disprove my logic by skirting around the point.

while whether or not it is a calculation or expression once again has little relevance to the main point i will prove you wrong for the hell of it.

a calculation is the process used to reach an answer while an expression is the visible outcome of a calculation barring certain circumstances.

1. it can be considered a calculation, because i calculated that if i that if i divide 10 by zero i will get the answer 1.

2. expressions cannot have equal signs.

i honestly like it better when cypher brings up a point as he usually knows what he is talking about.

The problem is you DONT get the answer 1. The answer is undefined. You may get the answer 1 but thats only because YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

So this one time, i ate a pickle. It was very nice and i enjoyed it.

I luuuurve pickles. And mudkipz.

i concur with kynox. pickles.

NOU!

Division by zero - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ORLY lol

Pickles, yum.

What part of that article in particular are you referring to? You can't just link to something as broad as that then say 'ORLY'. >_>

Hi this is my first post on this forum, only just started to look into stuff like this and i must say i love how a simple question about teleporting in a live server can turn into a huge argument about dividing by zero, it's fantastic, and i can tell i'm gonna love being on this forum.

I actually lost track on what was going on though although i'm pretty sure that if you actually did divide by zero you would probably unmake the universe so don't.

Anyway i'm gonna go look round the rest of the forum. so i'll join in the next argument, because as someone said earlier, they can be quite fun and they also entertain anyone who happens to walk in on them, which is good for morale.

Huge arguments are fun, mainly caus people don't obey this sign:

i am sorry, but i cannot help myself from laughing now. you are unwilling to admit you are wrong, so you resort to pointing out your own accomplishments while belittling me for having none. you have failed yourself, you have failed logic, and you have failed this thread.

go back and re-read the thread, you fail so much its depressing to see. here is a basic synopsis of your failure

you claim division by zero to be an impossibility (which has very little relation to my original post anyhow)

i divide by zero but reach the wrong conclusion and point out i still did it.

you tell me i'm wrong because i forgot a space (lol) as well as stating that it doesn't have an infinite answer

i explain how possibilities work (because apparently, you don't grasp the concept) and... also infinity (cuz you don't get that either)

you babble on about random code which has NO relation to the basic idea of what i was trying to say (straws!!!!) you then say it is undefined (what is infinity, if not a number which can never be defined? you basically proved me right FOR me lol)

once again i try to explain why your wrong in basic terms (although you still don't seem to grasp the very basic concepts.) explaining my views

you tell me your lost, and then proceed to explain how your in school (once again steering the conversation towards a place where you must feel more comfortable with)

i once again (in the simplest way imaginable) explain the very basic concepts of division (so much for school eh?) as well as kindly informing you of errors you have previously made.

you tell me how you've been helpful to others and a wonderful member of the communty (lawl, yeah. nice argument there)


sorry, but once again. you fail to grasp very basic concepts, an exception is in itself, a precaution against a probability that might or might not occur and is WHY i used programming as an analogy. people use exceptions to handle things that weren't intended for the original concept.

translated back into the original point, your "you can't divide by zero" impossibility was disproven because, while it is not meant to be done wrong, there is no exception that prevents this. check mate. you lose.


talk about dodging original points? what was yours again? to divide by zero? i did. you lose again. i am not the one who dragged this conversation onto the theories of zero but i am sure that i am not wrong on this.

your analogy about the math teacher is nice, but irrelevent. if my math teacher said "do this test and you get a 100" then all that i need to do, is do. however if my teacher simply said "do this test" then i can be sure i will not pass if i get it wrong you do not get the concept or correctly emphasizing the point so that both your meaning and what is required to be "right" are met.

once again moving this analogy back into the original reason for this argument, you only said doing it was impossible, not in solving it.

i never questioned your ability to program, nor even your ability to come up with wordy solutions for relatively simple problems. however since you bring it up this suggests you yourself are implying your own lack of skill which i find quite humorous.



as for my lack of work, here is my theory on lolhax.

step 1. copy pasta
step 2. cheat engine
step 3. google writeprocessmemory
step 4. ???
step 5. run around as if i know everything

p.s. re-read the concepts of infinity.

Waaaay too much fail in this to address in a single sitting so I'll summarize what you should do before posting again.

1. lrn2math
2. lrn2program
3. lrn2read
4. lrn2english
5. lrn2notfail

[arigity]

chaz has failed internetting D: he loses the argument so he trolls sad really, so much for the genius part i guess. have a good time failing more chaz.

I'd attempt to de-scrambilify your last post with equally trolling arguments but its not my job to right a wrong, just mark it fail and move along.



this wouldn't happen to be you?

[Cypher]

chaz has failed internetting D: he loses the argument so he trolls sad really, so much for the genius part i guess. have a good time failing more chaz.

I'd attempt to de-scrambilify your last post with equally trolling arguments but its not my job to right a wrong, just mark it fail and move along.



this wouldn't happen to be you?

What argument did I loose? You seem to be confused.

Fail less please.

You already lost right here:

p.s. technically you CAN divide by zero, wanna see? 10/0 = 1 there. i win of course that answer is incorrect however all that you mentioned was doing it, not in acquiring a correct answer :P

Everything after that point was me trolling. Lol @ you.

[arigity]

i counter.

fail more cypher, your "I'm not a retard, I'm just acting like one" excuse gets funnier by the second. you lose at internets and fail at threads.


p.s. thread needs more pickles.

[Xarg0]

Cypher, I think it's time for the flamethrower
Edit: lolz fixed a mistake

[ubrpwnt]

Cypher wins the Miss Internet Award 08!

GRATZ MAN!

[Cypher]

Cypher, I think it's time for the flamethrower
Edit: lolz fixed a mistake

Haha. I think I've got a copy of that saved, I'll dig it up.

On another note I think this thread is done now, it seems ignorance is bliss. I don't wanna try too hard to fix his retardation because if we didn't have noobs like him then where would we get our laughs?

[Xarg0]

Lol we don't need them, because ever now and then I'll post some stupid stuff either because I lack coffeein or I got something complitly wrong due to my lack of proper english speaking ability.

hm maybe I should create a poll on how good/bad my english is ^.^

[Shynd]

We can decifer poor english (though, I might add, I've never seen you exhibit, at least not to the degree I'm used to from a lot of others); we cannot decifer retardism. Therein lies the difference.