[DIARY] Mr. Mage!

[skatercam11]

Hey everyone, I noticed a LOT of people posting diaries, and I wanted to be a cool kid, and so I am posting mine! This is my first post as well so it's extra special! .

Day 1 -
Dear Diary,
I made a Mage today! His name is *censored*. I was very happy because I really hate leveling, and I have a girlfriend, and a job! So I figured I might as well get Glider to level him up so I can get on with my life ( until I hit 70 6): ) . I'm going to be using the same profiles as stated in the "Diary of a glider" post here at MMOwned.com!

So I start up my Glider at level 1, come back from a 9 hour shift at work, and notice I'm level 4. Something can't be right here! So I check, sure enough he apparently got "stuck" on an object and ended up becoming AFK and got disconnected, poor *censored* .

Day 2 -
Dear Diary,
Well, Mr. Mage is going pretty good. I got from level 4 to level 11 after a 6 hour shift at work and some time with my girlfriend. So things are looking up for Mr. Mage now, but I had to get some spells but now he is broke . Oh, and Diary, I started calling *censored* Mr. Mage, because he is so 1337 and need to be refered as Mr. Mage .

Day 3 -
Dear Diary,
Today is not very good . I woke up pretty late (probably around 1:00 PM ish) and went and started my glider back up (gave Mr. Mage a break at level 11) and around 3:30 PMish I went to go surprise my girlfriend by picking her up from church. Well, turns out that the surprise was on me. When she got in the car, she looked worried, I asked "What's wrong baby?" , I get the shocking reply no 16 year-old wants to hear. Want to take a guess as to what it was, Diary? If you guessed "I might be pregnant" , then you are correct . So not only did I have to talk to her about that, I had to go down to Wal-Mart fairly late so no one could see us buy a pregnancy test, and it turned out as "not"! But, she said her period doesn't start till another couple of weeks, so we have to wait until then to take another one, and then I had my friend watch my glider while I was out and the internet went out and then my computer got the B.S.O.D, so I fixed the computer, got the internet back up, started some C++ programming, then I decided I was bored enough to put you on the Internet so people can read you Mr. Diary. Now, to start Glider up!

Aww, Mr. Diary! I got another B.S.O.D last night while I was trying to sleep =[. Mr. Diary, why is Mr. Computer so ****ing GHEY! I hope tomorrow goes well, I'm gonna try and look into the issue, but I'm sure my computer is just loaded with viruses ^_^.

Day 4 -
Dear Diary,
Well today I took a rest because of many issues, so there will be no gliding till later on tonight, and I will count it as Day 5. My profile is horrible, I keep dieing and I don't even get good XP/HR , so I'll be switching it when I get home from work.

Day 5 -
Dear Diary,
Today is starting pretty late for the whole Gliding process Mr. Diary, but I'm changing you up a little bit! I'm going to tell you what my master did today! Well for one, he almost got a writeup at work today for sexually harassing his manager, haha. It was hilarious! She was talking about always watching us to see if we are texting or anything while down in the concession booth (he works at a movie theater) , and he said "I bet you do watch us *censored*, well, you watch me anyways." and she looked at him and goes "Do you wanna get fired?" But it's okay Mr. Diary, they are friends and were just messing around.

Well Mr. Diary, I finally got some progress done! I fixed my B.S.O.D error, and have been gliding. Today I went from level 14 to level 20! Day 6 is in progress at the moment, hope to get a lot of work done today on it!

Day 6 -
Dear Diary,
Today went pretty good, no B.S.O.D errors, but I didn't level much due to the fact people keep coming near me so I stop patrolling till they leave, but other then that it went fairly well. Hit level 25 today!

Day 7 -
Dear Diary,
Today isn't quite finished yet, going smooth though! Level 26 while writing, about halfway to level 27. At level 27 I can FINALLY change my profile which hopefully isn't near a road! I'll update this section later when I have it finished.

[bl@cK!]

Wheey make every Class on 70 and give the Account to your child

[RedswordProductions]

Congrats if your girlfriend is pregnant :-) My girlfriend is too.

[lillkungen]

Congrats if your girlfriend is pregnant :-) My girlfriend is too.

gz mate ^^

[Sublimepwns_]

OMG HES PREGNO

[ExiTC]

Haha epic diary

[warsheep]

Woah, the thing about her might being pregnant... that kinda has to suck, as a 16 year old...

And now, I feel guilty for asking you when you'll update the diary.

[Broken Shadows]

XD I want you too continue! I'll be waiting
Meh, well... GL with the GF and the impregnate..ness... xD

[Obama]

Lets Make Some Babies!!!

[skatercam11]

Well, I was gonna give another update today to finish up Day 3 but I got another B.S.O.D error, I probably should look into that =p. Day 4 is going to start today! I just woke up, gotta work at 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM, easy shift. Then my girlfriend goes to work at 6:00 PM to 12:00 AM. So I will have plenty of time to just sit here and update Mr. Diary =]. Glad to see you guys enjoy it.

**EDIT** UPDATED DAY 3, SWITCHED DAY 4 TEXT DUE TO THE FACT OF WOW BEING GAY AND A HORRIBLE PROFILE, WILL UPDATE TOMORROW!

**ANOTHER EDIT** I do appreciate the congratulations and the apologizes about the pregnancy, it does mean a lot. It will be a tough thing to go through, but I believe I will be able to manage, plus... Father's Day is coming up! .

[Szharz]

Dude this diary is epic. ill bookmark it because i want to follow. and +rep for making me luagh

[Elofshest]

Funniest diary ever Keep it up and I really hope you ding 70 soon and without a ban

[Dingbat00]

Unlucky with the baby mate or mayby lucky depends on what way you see it.

Anyway sorry to put you on a downer but this diary is going to get banned very soon.

[MLT]

Hey, creative work here! Don't see it around much

+rep for a laugh, and I sincerely hope you keep it up.

So good luck on this, and your gurlfriend

[skatercam11]

Glad to see everyone likes my journal writing techniques . Day 5 is starting now, and I'll go ahead and put up what happened before I start my new profile/glider under the first paragraph of Day 5. Keep the +rep coming guys! If I hit 10 rep with this Diary I will be more then happy to start some more journal writings, and it doesn't necessarily have to be about leveling, there is plenty of end-game stuff to do , and my mind thinks some pretty crazy thoughts when PVPing, and Mr. Mage gets pretty into his WSG's, let me tell you!