Article: "Idk if epic troll or..."

[HI5]

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[xcrossover25x]

I didn't even smirk, really not that funny at all

[skatermark420]

I got mad reading this lol

[blackbloc]

This guy is obviously being sarcastic. and i actually agree with him 100%. blizz is messing everything up.

[Cenny]

Stupid. $

[seafunk]

brilliant, i laffed and agree to most of what he says.

[mit]

I lol'd :-)

[blackbloc]

I didn't even smirk, really not that funny at all

read this again your not understanding

[Thetruecrow]

I'd hit it.

[aznegg]

how can ppl not find it hilarious?

[Veritable]

My favorite was:

• Some bosses and rares are failing to properly spam stun, wall, poison, set afire, teleport into pools of acid, knockback, slow, and freeze players simultaneously while they teleport-kite the player at supersonic speed, carpeting every square inch of the zone with toxic ooze and letting their invulnerable minions with boss powers one- and two-shot us.

lol it's so true in a sarcastic sense. Difficult Boss Mechanics shouldn't require a Mythic level. I think they should change the numbers of boss hits to percentages for April Fools.

Bosses now hit for 15% of the targets HP with melee strikes.
Boss mechanic abilities now deal 80% damage for direct damage, and 30% damage for damage over time spells, and any Area of Effect damage that is avoidable is insta-gib.