here's my submission.
im going for the drawing one.
its a little comic i made up - sorry if the txt is hard to read. i'll write it below.
Cryt: Now you see Siel, simply insert the blade to the back...
Siel: What if I twist the blade.... Wouldnt that hurt more?
Cryt: Errr...
Cryt:...rrr no... You can't do that until level 20...
Siel: Yes I can... See...
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