Be original and get your Early Access OVERWATCH BETA key (ends 3rd of May)

[Annaisha]

My entry right here:Attachment 25469

Haha!... :P

[jaczar]

update on my gf... after doing the helicopter she told me that if i stopped that i would get a treat... so thinking of sex i stopped and she threw a dog treat at me... -_-

[Annaisha]

update on my gf... after doing the helicopter she told me that if i stopped that i would get a treat... so thinking of sex i stopped and she threw a dog treat at me... -_-

The helicopter? Oh please let's keep this... mature and civil. :P Too many details!

[Wish311]

So here's the thing, I've been watching and excited to play Overwatch since Blizz first announced it. The more I watch the trailer the more my daughter is like dad can I play it on your computer instead of you? I'm like hell no, you aint playing shit on my computer. the pron is real. Well come to find out the game that she wants to play so badly and instead of listening to frozen or some other gawd awful musical in the car, she wants to hear the trailer played over and over in the car. Not joking. This is really getting old quick. So blizz announced the launch date. guess what? It's her freaking birthday! Tuesday. May 3rd. She's going to be 9 and is excited to be able to play it. If you are a father, you know listening to frozen over and over is quite annoying by now. think of that, but with the trailer over and over. I am over the game! She can play it. Give the key to me so I can give it to my daughter, so she can play it on her 9th Birthday and let me end this cycle of having to listen to the trailer until the game is released.

[Annaisha]

So here's the thing, I've been watching and excited to play Overwatch since Blizz first announced it. The more I watch the trailer the more my daughter is like dad can I play it on your computer instead of you? I'm like hell no, you aint playing shit on my computer. the pron is real. Well come to find out the game that she wants to play so badly and instead of listening to frozen or some other gawd awful musical in the car, she wants to hear the trailer played over and over in the car. Not joking. This is really getting old quick. So blizz announced the launch date. guess what? It's her freaking birthday! Tuesday. May 3rd. She's going to be 9 and is excited to be able to play it. If you are a father, you know listening to frozen over and over is quite annoying by now. think of that, but with the trailer over and over. I am over the game! She can play it. Give the key to me so I can give it to my daughter, so she can play it on her 9th Birthday and let me end this cycle of having to listen to the trailer until the game is released.

Happy Birthday to her in advance. ^_^

I hope you/she'll win, but I already said it will be a RNG roll by post number in this thread. Feel free to keep an eye on here, and occasionally post something to increase chances. Multiple posts are allowed, but there are limits - no spamming or obvious trying-hard.

[Wish311]

Happy Birthday to her in advance. ^_^

I hope you/she'll win, but I already said it will be a RNG roll by post number in this thread. Feel free to keep an eye on here, and occasionally post something to increase chances. Multiple posts are allowed, but there are limits - no spamming or obvious trying-hard.

Oh I fully understand it is a RNG roll. I fully read over your post and thank you for taking the time to generate such a great and thrilling offer to end my misery of having to listen to that damn trailer. I will pass on the birthday wish to her when I take her to the bus stop in the morning.

[Annaisha]

So what is your Class / Hero going to be?




Personally I have no idea. I'm gonna be that girl that can teleport backwards, whatever her Class / Hero name is!

[Dante]

So what is your Class / Hero going to be?




Personally I have no idea. I'm gonna be that girl that can teleport backwards, whatever her Class / Hero name is!

I'll probably just play with different heroes everytime. Also, the hero you're thinking about is tracer

[Annaisha]

I'll probably just play with different heroes everytime. Also, the hero you're thinking about is tracer

Heard she's one of the hardest ones to play, or at least requires the most skill due to her extreme low HP.

[Tinyfin]

So what is your Class / Hero going to be?

Since there isn't a murloc hero (racist ****s) I'll go with Reaper.

[Ashoran]

Did I win yet?

https://i.imgur.com/SPpuf.jpg

[Annaisha]

Did I win yet?

https://i.imgur.com/SPpuf.jpg

wtf are those.

[Ashoran]

wtf are those.

platypuses... the most fabulous creatures..

[Dante]

platypuses... the most fabulous creatures..

they're kinda ****ing gross m8

[Annaisha]

they're kinda ****ing gross m8

I second that. Let's get back on topic. :P