Retail Account

[HollowHD]

"...it was your dog that wanted to get some of your food."

...but his dog got hit by truck that morning hah

[Harambeqt]

Entering.
Once upon a time there was a man with a cool hat. He was cool. OHH YEEA.

[Cynosaur]

Today I saw this movie where a cerial killer brutally murders a husbands wife, and almost kills their son. Then their son gets kidnapped, and the dad has to travel thousands of miles to find him while accompanied by a mentally insane person. What movie you may ask? Finding Nemo.

Hope I win the account, i'll keep it alive and safe

[Daleth]

I once got a free cookie.

[caraddict]

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Entering :P

[orangepig]

I enjoy pie.

[wowsc4p3]

The other day, someone I know had some thieves breaking into his garage.
He phoned the police, but they replied there was noone in the local area.
A few minutes later, he phoned them again saying that there were some thieves breaking into his garage, but he shot them. A few moments later, there were 7 police cars outside his house. He coolly replied "I thought there was noone in the area who could help?"

True story!

[DaggermasterWinterhoof]

This one is only cool if you are a christian like me


There was a girl that was walking on a bike trail and singing the song "Jesus Loves Me".
And there is a wanted kidnapper on this same trail closing in on her from behind slowly but she does not know it.
There is no one on the trail but her and this man but she still does not know this, she is walking home on a bike path.
When he gets really close to her she sees his shadow and then a man appears from no where and tackles the kidnapper the man that mysteriously appeared is gone along with the kidnapper, never to be found. The girl describes this man as Jesus looks in the bible.

[MasqLB]

I'll enter.

I have a good friend who has always been something of a womanizer. About 15 years ago, he sent a woman in our company a sexually explicit email message. When the married woman received the message, she became angry and threatened to sue my friend and the company for sexual harassment. She also said that she was going to make sure his wife saw a copy of the message.

My friend (who I hope is reading this) called me in a panic and asked if I could erase the message. When I told him that our mail system didn’t work that way, he cooked up another scheme. He wanted me to wait until she was logged into her mail and then use remote access software to lock her keyboard and remotely delete the message. I told him that I wanted no part of the plan. The last thing that I wanted was to get fired or to become involved in a lawsuit.

My friend ended up fixing the problem himself by creating a distraction that caused the woman to step away from her desk without logging out. While she was gone, he quickly sat down at her PC and erased the message.

[Sodaxi]

Really nice contest! I wanna win!

Cool story? hmmm,

"Once upon a time ... the end!"

[Axorod]

I like to win it, because i lost my account 1 week ago, and i want to play again. But anyways good luck for the winner

[Creez330]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

[Aurina]

"I suck at making up stories" said the sad man.

/enter

[hutnik]

Christian, jew, and muslim walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Is this some kind of a joke?"

/enter

[Ziroxonline]

Would be awesome if i got it!

/enter contest