How to make a PBJ
Step 1: Get everything required to make a PBJ.
Step 2: Capture a raccoon.
Step 3: Teach the raccoon to do amazing tricks.
Step 4: Show off your raccoon, and earn billions of dollars.
Step 5: With this new found money, find raccoons and train them to be butlers
Step 6: Have them make you a PBJ.
NOTE: By step 6, the entire process has taken about 8 months, so make sure to get new peanut butter/jelly/etc, because you will most likely die if you eat the ones form Step one!