The Banning Game

[d3rrial]

Banned because Transformer Cat is not amused.

[Kiev]

Banned because only I can like Iron Man.

[d3rrial]

Banned for Monopolism

[Opirity]

hi guys watcha doing

[d3rrial]

Banned for beeing a newfag. ▲ hurr durr

[alj03]

Banned for your not being hulk.

[Facebook]

Well, I could give you a simple banned reason, but the ideas behind my obscene actions are more complex then one might imagine via reading a simple sentence. So I shall go more in-depth, hoping to trigger the darkest corners of your mind. Banning can have many reasons behind it, and sir, you gave me all of those reasons. How dare you:

• Wanting to have sex with your uncle.
• Run over a small child and keep driving.
• Solicite porn to the elderly.
• Urinate on your grandmothers lawn.
• Have only 5 cash.
• Not give to the poor.
• Have a small *****.
• Have an extremely small *****.
• Have spider man as your signature, when he clearly is inferior to other superheroes.
• Live.

And thus, for the preceding list of reason, I hereby ban you from MMOwned and all affiliates. Please vacate the premises immediately.
Good day sir.

[d3rrial]

Banned for this win argument

[The Toxic Deer]

wow _SqHuEeEePn_ you have been banned for not even attempting to counter that excellent post above you. thats a poor case of one upsmanship dude.

[Mr.Zunz]

banned for spelling my other behalve's name wrong.

[d3rrial]

Phara'd .

[K3zzeR]

Banned because you can't play a simple game.

[The Toxic Deer]

banned for being more of a contributive member than me.

[Henessy]

banned for being t0xi(

[d3rrial]

Phara'd again.