Ok, I heard this one at school.
So there is this guy on an airplane and he asks the flight attendant where the bathroom is.
She says, "It's down there, but don't press any buttons."
He then walks down to the bathroom where he does his bussiness.
Then he sees 4 buttons. They read, WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
He presses the first button, WW, and warm water comes up and cleans his behind.
He thought that it wasn't so bad so he presses WA.
Warm Air comes up and dries off his behind from the water.
He thought that it wasn't so bad so he press PP.
A powder puff comes up to his face and powders it.
So he thinks to himself, "No wonder girls stay in the bathroom so long."
So he presses the last button, ATR.
Suddenly he hears a voice say, "Automatic Tampon Removal."