Hi, lag here.
I am a magical robotic chicken from the icy north. This holiday season, you make a stupid wish and I will grant it, no questions asked.
Wishes must be posted here before 2007-12-31. No duplicate wishes will be honored. All granted wishes are non-refundable. Participants must have more than -42 rep. This fineprint will change whenever I feel like it. lag is not responsible for the untimely demise of your loved ones, friends, acquaintances, cell-mates and the like. lag is not happy fun ball. Some members can wish twice, that member is not you. Please see post #9001 for additional information. Guns and knives are children's toys. Pr0n request will be cc'ed to your parents and lag as well. I like a cookie. Kelat is not allowed to wish, ever.