I got pwned...

[Minimized]

"Mommy, mommy! Can I have a cookie?"
"No hands, no cookies, dear"
^^^^^^Owned^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That's called a tasteless joke, btw.

[Airisus]

Yes i got owned, today i went to ask a girl on a date - i liked her for ages and wen i heard she was single i just had to go for it, then sum dickhead made a rumour about me having it with a turkey just as she was about to go on a date with me... sucks, that guy is one serious dick

[Liania]

My Vegas Video wont work. ):

Owned.

[treyska]

vegas what?

yeah, i would go on and on about my last relationship and about how much i got pwned in that one.. but that would just depress me

so instead ill talk about how i semi pwned my friend last night

we had a big pahtay and he brought some girl over, and he was like all over her all night, but she ended up hooking up with me instead

besides, i think she had a boyfriend

i feel kinda bad

[Relz]

sum dickhead made a rumour about me having it with a turkey

i almost spit out my dr. pepper laughing...

[idusy-org]

vegas what?

yeah, i would go on and on about my last relationship and about how much i got pwned in that one.. but that would just depress me

so instead ill talk about how i semi pwned my friend last night

we had a big pahtay and he brought some girl over, and he was like all over her all night, but she ended up hooking up with me instead

besides, i think she had a boyfriend

i feel kinda bad

Niiice....

[treyska]

i didnt know at the time!

[Relz]

i didnt know at the time!

if she didnt give you any, then dont feel bad.

[Matt]

i got pwned friday..
my house got robbed.

i pwned a few people..
video of me pwning people http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CYFLJjR_9w

[idusy-org]

i got pwned friday..
my house got robbed.

i pwned a few people..
video of me pwning people http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CYFLJjR_9w

I got pwned by Matt in the FlashChat

I don't rape babies...

[Banksey]

The MOTD never lies, I to got owned in Flashchat...Crappy translators!

[trx]

4 days ago ive been coding some program, started at arround 10:00 AM, when i got to 11:00 PM, power went down for about 30 seconds, and all my work was lost... ive been saving/runing it in/from virtual memory drive so it can run faster...

i dont think ill work on that again

[idusy-org]

i got pwned friday..
my house got robbed.

i pwned a few people..
video of me pwning people http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CYFLJjR_9w

Haha, Matt, that video pwns completely.

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

I'm sitting in Iraq with mortars falling nearby. Worse I have only limited access to the net and I can't play wow.

No jokes? That suck, players should not be involved in wars. George Bush should play "Command & Conquer", not President... But there are also stupid terrorists out there.

[xkillerb]

illegal mexicans are invading my country. you cant get pwned any harder then them hopping a fence, stealing identitys/money and not paying taxes then demanding respect from us.

/Rant on

So your Only upset about the illegal Mexicans in this country, and not the illegals from other countries like China, Russia, Pakistan or Afghanistan. I'm more worried about the fundamental islamists wanting to blow up our buildings and kill our people than the Mexicans that are washing my car, picking fruit, cleaning my house or mowing my lawn.

Contrary to your belief that they are stealing identities, money and not paying taxes, you could never be more wrong. They work doing the jobs that most us Americans despise to make their money for a lot less than you or I would and most places still take out taxes. Identity theft, is bigger than a few illegal Mexicans that do it to get better jobs.

As to respect.. The only respect they demand is the respect that you would show to any other human.

I agree that people should come here the legal way, but its up to the government to stop letting the companies that hire illegal immigrants benifit from it.

/rant off