Wish thread.

[darbdavys]

granted. it was working when you were at the toilet, when you came back, it blended.
I wish Chuck Norris would blend...

[Hallowsend]

Granted. But so do you.

I wish my water was filled with rat poison.

[Zoidberg]

Granted. But so do you.

I wish my water was filled with rat poison.

Granted, but you died before you drank the water!

I wish that i wasn't god xD

[Errage]

Granted, but you died before you drank the water!

I wish that i wasn't god xD

Granted, but unfortunately the world is full of atheists, so you don't actually exist.

I wish I had a heart

[Banksey]

Granted, but unfortunately the world is full of atheists, so you don't actually exist.

I wish I had a heart

Granted, But you have a Triple Bypass and are pronounced DOA.

I wish I had more cigarettes

[Hallowsend]

Granted, but you are no longer a smoker.

I wish I was smart.

[Acespades]

Granted, but you are no longer a smoker.

I wish I was smart.

Granted. But now everyone is too dumb to talk to you.

I wish I had massive man boobs so I could actually fit conflag's description of me

[Tristan]

Granted. But now everyone is too dumb to talk to you.

I wish I had massive man boobs so I could actually fit conflag's description of me

Granted. Wait.... don't you already?

I wish I had a Black hole that could never collapse that made me invincible and impervious to theft.

[Hallowsend]

Granted, someone stole your black hole

I wish I wasn't out of monster.

[Aircon]

Granted, someone stole your black hole

I wish I wasn't out of monster.

Granted.
You die because of 90 cans of monster collapsing your kidney.
I wish I was wanted for murder

[WoWLegend]

granted: the police never could trace the crime to you.

I wish a wish could have a wish to wish upon (hehehehehe)

[Poofy]

Granted. You get caught and go to prison. Your buthole gets 200% wider.

I wish I had a WoW cd-key.

* TO AIRCON *

[WoWLegend]

you didnt denounce my wish, try again >.>

[DeMoN]

granted: the police never could trace the crime to you.

I wish a wish could have a wish to wish upon (hehehehehe)

granted you die

i wish the pool was not closed

[Frogzilla]

granted you die

i wish the pool was not closed

Granted. You become allergic to pool-water(how inconvenient), and can't swim.

I wish I had a 70 Gnome Warrior on the server Shadowsong