What could bring 12 Patrol cars to a high school..

[Epic Sheep]

Maybe two corrupt cops where having a one real gun and one toy gun fight with two bombs, one real and one fake. While they were telling cops to piss off they were doing drugs, the real(home grown) AND fake (baby powder ftw) kinds of drugs. They were also watching an illegal chicken fight in a ring they made from highschoolers, and were dueling with rubber chickens. They were getting mad because they were surrounded by horny goats. They then called the cops and told them to get them some donuts, and clearance to strip searce random school kids.
I used all teh words.

You Sir Rock! ((feel free to put in signature after you lose the lazy leechers thing..))

and i think some one Found the Anachist cookbook online and was having fun...

[Aircon]

My list of things that can bring lots of cops to school:
Gun Fight
Toy Gun Fight
Bomb Threat
Fake Bomb Threat
Drugs
Fake Drugs
Good drugs
Illegal chicken fighting
Legal Chicken fighting
Rapid Animals
Normal Animals
Donuts
Rumors of a new law allowing the use of strip searching.

I lol'd