lol...
like make the funniest "chat" thing you can...
this is mine
F:friend
SG:some guy
SK:shop keeper
S2:another some guy
MOP: mob of people
Me: hi, id like to buy a quest hat.
sk: its your lucky day! we only have one left!
Me: SWEET! *puts hat on*
f: Hey.
me: see anything new about me
f: ya got a haircut?
me: no!!! the hat!!! the hat!!!
f: oh!!! i thought you became a quest giver.
sg: hey uhh, got any quests sir?
me: huh???
sg: you are a quest giver, arent you?
me: oh!!! im not,
s2: any quests???
me: what is wrong with you people?!!!
s2: what?
me: im not a quest giver!!!
mop: look!!! a new quest giver!!! GET HIM!!!
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *takes off hat while running for life*
mop: hey??? whered he go???
me: *thinks: man, are these guys really that dumb???* *points behind the people*
mop: got it!!!
f: HAHAHAHAHA!!! MAN THAT WAS GOOD!!!
Lets see the best one you can come up with!!! ehh? ehh?