What if lord of the rings was done in WoW?! Part TWO

[Conflag]

[Elrond] says: alright so who is lugging this stupid thing to the mountain?
[Aragorn] says: me
[Legolas] says: like #!#* no way youre taking it
[Gimli]: haha lol, and you think were gonna let you prancy-boy?
[Legolas] says: hey
[Legolas] says: shut up
[Gimli] says: #!!%! ill #!#*ing cut you
[Legolas] says: accept
[Elrond] says: first mother#!#*er who starts a duel here is getting camped now stfu and decide
[Boromir] says: are you all retarded? why dont you just equip the god damn thing? have you seen its stats?
[Gandalf] says: have you seen its level requirement retard
[Boromir] says: oh right
[Boromir] says: wait so why can the hobbit wear it
[Glorfindel] says: because hes a dirty #!#*ing cheater lol
[Gimli] says: give me the damn ring, i wanna destroy it
[Legolas] says: sorry you must be at least this tall to be of any use
[Erestor] says: hahaha zing
[Samwise] whispers: this is really gay
To [Samwise]: haha i know. im gonna volunteer
[Samwise] whispers: LOL no way
You say: I will take it
You say: i will take the ring to mordor
[Samwise] whispers: HAHA
[Elrond] says: #!#*ING FINE WHATEVER open trade
You recieve The One Ring
[Gimli]: no #!#*ing way
To [Samwise]: oh #%** i didnt think hed pick me
[Samwise] whispers: haha god damn it
You say: uhh
[Aragorn] says: invite me i wanna help
[Aragorn] says: you got my sword heh
You have invited Aragorn to join your group
[Aragorn] joins the party
[Party] [Aragorn]: gimli is a ****** dont bring him
[Gimli] says: wait im going to
[Gimli] says: you got my axe or whatever invite
You have invited Gimli to join your party
[Gimli] joins the party
[Legolas] says: and my bow
[Legolas] says: youre gonne need some dps
You have invited Legolas to join your group
[Party] [Gimli]: legolas is a ****** dont invite him
[Party] [Frodo]: too late :/
[Legolas] has joined the party
[Party] [Gimli]: gd
[Gandalf] says: invite me too ill run you guys through
You have invited Gandalf to join your group
Gandalf declines your offer
[Gandalf] says: oops
You have invited Gandalf to join your group
[Gandalf] has joined the party
[Party] [Gimli]: kick legolas if he rolls need on anything
[Party] [Legolas]: kick gimli if hes a cocksucker
[Party] [Aragorn]: hang on gf wants something


[Guild] [Rigro]: anyone on?
[Guild] [Sauron]: not anymore
Sauron has gone offline
[Guild] [Sarumon]: yeah sup
[Guild] [Rigro]: had a question
[Guild] [Kiggle]: U GOT QUESTIOSN WE GOT ANSERS!!
[Guild] [Sarumon]: get
[Guild] [Sarumon]: the
[Guild] [Sarumon]: @*@*
[Guild] [Sarumon]: out
Kiggle has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: you were saying?
[Guild] [Rigro]: how did we get so many ppl?
[Guild] [Rigro]: we have like a million orcs in the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: so youre wondering how the orcs came to be?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: they were once elves
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ganked by the dark lord
[Guild] [Sarumon]: camped and /spit on
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and then they rerolled
[Guild] [Rigro]: so what about the uruk heys or whatever
[Guild] [Sarumon]: the ****** rerollers who were actually worth anything got promoted
Sauron has come online
[Guild] [Rigro]: so how do i get promoted
[Guild] [Sarumon]: you cant because you're so @*@*ing terrible
[Guild] [Sarumon]: now you know
[Guild] [Sauron]: AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
[Guild] [Sauron]: G
[Guild] [Sauron]: I
[Guild] [Sauron]: JOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Conflag]

[Guild] [Sauron]: so hows the battle going guys
[Guild] [Witchking]: sucks
[Guild] [Hibbzi]: more like hows the turtling going
[Guild] [Witchking]: theyre turtling like crazy
[Guild] [Witchking]: and their leader wont stop yelling %**%
[Guild] [Witchking]: i cant even understand what hes saying
[Guild] [Witchking]: something about his kid quitting the game
[Guild] [Witchking]: whatev its stupid
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha you mean dethenor?
[Guild] [Witchking]: yeah
[Guild] [Sauron]: what a drama queen
[Guild] [Witchking]: im seriously about to put him on ignore
[Guild] [Sauron]: wait
[Guild] [Witchking]: ?
[Guild] [Sauron]: there
[Guild] [Sauron]: i just told gandalf id give him 10 gold to tk him
[Guild] [Kragzz]: i need a heal
[Guild] [Witchking]: HAHA HOLY %**%
[Guild] [Witchking]: HE DID IT
[Guild] [Sauron]: good ol gandalf
[Guild] [Witchking]: loooooooooooolll
[Guild] [Witchking]: nobody can figure out what happened
[Guild] [Witchking]: hahaha
[Guild] [Witchking]: well that was fun
[Guild] [Witchking]: BACK TO TURTLING GUYS
[Guild] [Witchking]: this is why i usually afk in mordor
[Guild] [Witchking]: when they defend this takes FOREVER
[Guild] [Witchking]: oh what the %**%
[Guild] [Witchking]: they summoned the riders
[Guild] [Witchking]: this is gay
[Guild] [Witchking]: goodbye offensive line
[Guild] [Witchking]: i hate this battleground
[Guild] [Witchking]: they have the entire city of minas tirith
[Guild] [Witchking]: and us?
[Guild] [Witchking]: we have a hill and a lighthouse
[Guild] [Sauron]: hey >
[Guild] [Witchking]: our useless oliphants can be kited by one %!*#ing elf
[Guild] [Witchking]: %!*# this
[Guild] [Pozo]: wed win if the thirty million strong in our %!*#ing mountain would get off their asses and come out here to help us
[Guild] [Witchking]: wouldnt make a difference
[Guild] [Xixa]: dude you have a flying mount why dont you just fly to the top and kill everyone instead of %#!*ing around down here
[Guild] [Pozo]: lol yeah
[Guild] [Witchking]: i cant
[Guild] [Xixa]: why?
[Guild] [Witchking]: ...
[Guild] [Witchking]: i dont know
[Guild] [Pozo]: just go
[Guild] [Witchking]: alright ill try
[Guild] [Pozo]: OH %**%
[Guild] [Xixa]: HAHA!!
[Guild] [Mammul]: wtf? we won? how??
[Guild] [Witchking]: AHAH they did NOT see that %**% coming
[Guild] [Witchking]: oh %**% i dont think i was supposed to do that
[Guild] [Sauron]: woah, wait, you won?
[Guild] [Witchking]: yeah they were all up there having an rp tea party or some %**% and i ganked them all
[Guild] [Witchking]: they didnt even have gear on
[Guild] [Witchking]: one of them freaked out and killed himself on a pyre lol
[Guild] [Pozo]: haha you the man lich
[Guild] [Witchking]: AH %!*#
[Guild] [Xixa]: ???
[Guild] [Witchking]: gm got me
[Guild] [Witchking]: THREE DAYS MY ASS
[Guild] [Witchking]: that @@@ can lick my wyrm
Witchking has gone offline
[Guild] [Xixa]: haha owned
[Guild] [Fween]: who reported him?
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol
[Guild] [Sauron]: it was eowyn

[Conflag]

Switched channel: [1. General - Helm's Deep]
Switched channel: [3. LocalDefense - Helm's Deep]
[1. General] [Heartsfervor]: the sky is darkening...
[1. General] [Heartsfervor]: orcs...
[1. General] [Heartsfervor]: i can smell them
[1. General] [Orcsrghey]: no sry that was me i farted lol
[1. General] [Mrdrface]: lol
[1. General] [Hirohito]: lol
[1. General] [Valorpants]: lol
[1. General] [Demonsblood]: lol
[1. General] [Kagemitsu]: lol
[1. General] [Blademaster]: lol
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: Alright you retards shut the hell up theyre coming
[Smizgow] yells: [Orcish] KAZ REGAN TOVNOKAZ KAGG
[1. General] [Angelheart]: STAND STRONG MEN THE ORCS SHALL NOT WIN THIS DAY
[1. General] [Muzukashi]: lol rp server is that way ---------->
[1. General] [Legolas]: anyone have any arrows
[1. General] [Gimli]: up my butt
[1. General] [Demonsblood]: lol
[1. General] [Legolas]: not surprising
[1. General] [Ninjamutsu]: LOL!
[1. General] [Théoden]: look how many there are
[1. General] [Théoden]: this is gonna suck
[1. General] [Aragorn]: dude theo hit up your friends list or something
[1. General] [Théoden]: why nobody is going to want to fly all this way to get killed
[3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: i cant believe they followed us here from edoras
[3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: what *##s
[1. General] [Bloodmaster]: lol watch this
[1. General] [Bloodmaster]: boom headshot!!
[1. General] [Bloodmaster]: OH %!!#
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[1. General] [Karasawa]: NICE JOB U !@!*!!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[1. General] [Powerblade]: I NED HEALS NOW
[1. General] [Shadowfyre]: weep more
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[1. General] [Ekikama]: WHERE DID THEY GAT ALL THESE GD ARCHERS
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[1. General] [Bloodkashi]: lol there up on ladders
[1. General] [Bloodhonor]: %!!# KILL THE LADDERS
[3. LocalDefense]: The Deeping Wall has been breached!
[1. General] [Aragorn]: WHAT THE %!!# WAS THAT
[1. General] [Bloodcraze]: i farted lol
[1. General] [Hirohito]: lol
[1. General] [Muderkiller]: lol
[1. General] [Bloodkiller]: lol
[1. General] [Hirohito]: ACK THEIR THRU THE WALL
[1. General] [Théoden]: BLOCK THAT #@%*
[1. General] [Théoden]: OH GOD THE DOOR PROTECT THE DOOR
[3. LocalDefense]: The Front Gate has been breached!
[1. General] [Théoden]: %!!#ING SAD
[1. General] [Théoden]: GG WE LOSE
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: gimli follow me
[3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: ?
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: well guard they door while they fix it
[3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: lol ok
[1. General] [Legolas]: I like the ladder ones lol
[1. General] [Legolas]: like fish in a barrel
[1. General] [Aragorn]: except theyre up on ladders
[1. General] [Aragorn]: you %!!#ing idiot
[1. General] [Gimli]: lol
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: TURTLE
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: %!!#ING TURTLE
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: EVERYONE IN THE KEEP
[1. General] [Haldir]: %!!# I died
[1. General] [Haldir]: thanks a lot healers gj
[1. General] [Holyblood]: stfu
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: this %!!#ing sucks
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: argh
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: god damn it
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: %!!#
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: gah
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: SHUT THE %!!# UP
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: sir
[1. General] [Gandalf]: sup #@@**es heard you needed someone to save your asses
[1. General] [Aragorn]: %!!#ing finally
[1. General] [Aragorn]: why did you bother getting the fastest mount in the game if you were gonna cut its legs off
[1. General] [Gimli]: lol
[1. General] [Éomer]: lol dude it was a #%!#! to keep up with shadowfax
[1. General] [Holykiller]: omg u got Eorls mount? I hate u u lucky sob, grats
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: guys push them to the forest
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: the huorns will kick their asses
[1. General] [Murderholy]: lol I hope noone farts or the trees will explode
[1. General] [Uzumaki]: lol
[1. General] [Darksoul]: lol
[1. General] [Bloodsoul]: lol
[1. General] [Murderdark]: lol
[1. General] [Naruto]: lol
[1. General] [Legolas]: lol
[1. General] [Aragorn]: I swear to god if I didn’t have legendary gear I would #*@#ing reroll

[Conflag]

[Guild] [Sarumon]: mornin
[Guild] [Mitzle]: yo boss
[Guild] [Sarumon]: sup
[Guild] [Mitzle]: had a question
[Guild] [Sarumon]: pre-emptive shut the **** up
[Guild] [Kingo]: U GOT QUESTIONS
Kingo has been demoted to Quiet Time
[Guild] [Sarumon]: what was the question?
[Guild] [Mitzle]: were trying to scour the whole planet for a ring that at the moment is roughly the size of a hobbit's finger
[Guild] [Wembo]: wat if he weres it on his wang lol
Wembo has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Mitzle]: how are we supposed to find this thing?
[Guild] [Khamûl]: you mean how am I supposed to find it.
[Guild] [Morgomir]: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Guild] [Khamûl]: shut up
[Guild] [Sarumon]: sauron can find it
[Guild] [Sarumon]: concealed within his fortress, the lord of mordor sees all
[Guild] [Sarumon]: his gaze pierces cloud...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: shadow...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: earth...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and flesh.
[Guild] [Sarumon]: BUT CAN HE SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH??
[Guild] [Sarumon]: IT HAS REAL CINNAMON SUGAR FLAVOR IN EVERY BITE!!
[Guild] [Sarumon]: TOO BAD HE EATS COCK
Sarumon has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Mitzle]: l...
[Guild] [Sauron]: say it
[Guild] [Mitzle]: lol...
Mitzle has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sauron]: I hate you all so ****ing much it burns

[Conflag]

[Guild] [Sarumon]: evenin whores
[Guild] [Hagoo]: yo boss
[Guild] [Hagoo]: did u see my pvp vid
[Guild] [Sarumon]: no sorry i dont watch gay porn
[Guild] [Ninlo]: lol
[Guild] [Hagoo]: no rly i made one
[Guild] [Hagoo]: its me and 263,348 of us going to town on this ranger
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and did you win?
[Guild] [Hagoo]: almost
[Guild] [Sarumon]: really, did you see mine?
[Guild] [Hagoo]: no
[Guild] [Sarumon]: okay here watch
Hagoo has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: solo'd
[Guild] [Khamûl]: i made one too
[Guild] [Sarumon]: i think i remember that
[Guild] [Sarumon]: where you killed a civilian
[Guild] [Sarumon]: stabbed a hobbit
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and then the five of you got taken out by a ranger?
[Guild] [Khamûl]: ya lol
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol yeah i saw that one
[Guild] [Sauron]: you're all @!!#ing sad
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh yeah? when have you ever made a vid, blinky?
[Guild] [Sauron]: i made one yesterday
[Guild] [Sarumon]: what did you do, beat gollum in a staring contest?
[Guild] [Sauron]: no, i made 40 people take a dura hit and then have to swim back to shore
[Guild] [Sarumon]: wtf? you sank a ship? how?
[Guild] [Sauron]: not hard to do when they think you're a lighthouse.
[Guild] [Nebla]: im sick of getting wrecked by geared losers
[Guild] [Sauron]: THEN YOU CHOSE POORLY
Nebla has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Wakkid]: seriously why dont we ever raid?
[Guild] [Sauron]: our membership is too shaky
[Guild] [Sauron]: people keep leaving for some reason
Wakkid has been kicked from the guild
Eirid has been kicked from the guild
Donya has been kicked from the guild
Tello has been kicked from the guild
Norya has been kicked from the guild
Nunye has been kicked from the guild
Belt has been kicked from the guild
Tenlo has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol
Sarumon has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Khamûl]: lol
Khamûl has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol
Sauron has left the guild

[Conflag]

Guild] [Sarumon]: well hey, lets find something to do
[Guild] [Sarumon]: wheres the ring at?
[Guild] [Sauron]: i dunno
[Guild] [Sarumon]: well open your lidless eye retard
[Guild] [Sarumon]: gogo farsight
[Guild] [Sauron]: SIGH if you shut the @!#! up ill look for it
[Guild] [Sauron]: alrightyyyyy
[Guild] [Sauron]: this is going to take
[Guild] [Sauron]: f
[Guild] [Sauron]: o
[Guild] [Sauron]: r
[Guild] [Sauron]: e
[Guild] [Sauron]: v
[Guild] [Sauron]: e
[Guild] [Sauron]: r
[Guild] [Sauron]: WAIT
[Guild] [Sauron]: i seeeee ssoommeethinnggg
[Guild] [Sauron]: and it's!
[Guild] [Sauron]: AGGHHH
[Guild] [Sauron]: OH JESUS GOD
[Guild] [Sauron]: FUUUCK AAAAGHH
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ?????????
[Guild] [Sauron]: ELF CYBER
[Guild] [Sauron]: GAY ELF CYBERRR
[Guild] [Sauron]: OH JESUS IM BLIND
[Guild] [Sauron]: I WOULD TRADE ANYTHING TO HAVE AN EYELIDDDDDDD
[Guild] [Sarumon]: hahahahaha G ****ing G
[Guild] [Sarumon]: welp, it was fun making you see that, but i gotta go
[Guild] [Sarumon]: theres a weed in my yard and i have since banished all plantlife from my property
[Guild] [Sauron]: aggh you ****ing scumbag
[Guild] [Sauron]: i will so get you for this
[Guild] [Sauron]: that was your alt, wasn't it? "Sarulas"?
Sarumon has gone offline
[Guild] [Sauron]: bastard.
[Guild] [Notlegolas]: hey uhm
[Guild] [Notlegolas]: is sarumon coming back by any chance?

[Remahlól]

This is Legendary Conflagsucks!
Funny stuff. Did you write it at your own? If yes, you're amazing!

[Conflag]

*nods* Yes, I did :P

[Errage]

These are totally EPIC! I love your work!

<3 and a cookie for you!

urewin:

[Cloraphil]

Hahaha ... quite awesome, thats the only way to describe it.

[Conflag]

Thanks for all the nice comments guys ^^

[warsheep]

This... PWns... All.

Especially the last part! ><

elf cyber wtf
Elf gay cyber WTF!!?!?!

[Conflag]

*laughs* Thanks bud ^^

[superizm]

[Guild] [Sarumon]: evenin whores
[Guild] [Hagoo]: yo boss
[Guild] [Hagoo]: did u see my pvp vid
[Guild] [Sarumon]: no sorry i dont watch gay porn
[Guild] [Ninlo]: lol

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[Guild] [Sarumon]: mornin
[Guild] [Mitzle]: yo boss
[Guild] [Sarumon]: sup
[Guild] [Mitzle]: had a question
[Guild] [Sarumon]: pre-emptive shut the **** up
[Guild] [Kingo]: U GOT QUESTIONS
Kingo has been demoted to Quiet Time

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[Guild] [Sarumon]: you cant because you're so @*@*ing terrible
[Guild] [Sarumon]: now you know
[Guild] [Sauron]: AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
[Guild] [Sauron]: G
[Guild] [Sauron]: I
[Guild] [Sauron]: JOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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[Guild] [Sarumon]: BUT CAN HE SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH??
[Guild] [Sarumon]: IT HAS REAL CINNAMON SUGAR FLAVOR IN EVERY BITE!!
[Guild] [Sarumon]: TOO BAD HE EATS COCK
Sarumon has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Mitzle]: l...
[Guild] [Sauron]: say it
[Guild] [Mitzle]: lol...
Mitzle has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sauron]: I hate you all so ****ing much it burns

HAHA! OH MAN.

[Brisi[NOR]]

[Guild] [Wakkid]: seriously why dont we ever raid?
[Guild] [Sauron]: our membership is too shaky
[Guild] [Sauron]: people keep leaving for some reason
Wakkid has been kicked from the guild
Eirid has been kicked from the guild
Donya has been kicked from the guild
Tello has been kicked from the guild
Norya has been kicked from the guild
Nunye has been kicked from the guild
Belt has been kicked from the guild
Tenlo has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol
Sarumon has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Khamûl]: lol
Khamûl has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol
Sauron has left the guild



urewin: U W1NZ L1F3!!!!111oneoneelleven