Abortion- Chickens are decent people.

[Alkhara Majere]

Here's another question I have. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness?

Name 6 ways we're better than chickens.

See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people. You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don't see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When's the last chicken you heard about come home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn't happen, 'cause chickens are decent people.

[Obex]

heres one reson were sentian chickens arnt they dont wake up and go ah a beutiful day im off to eat seed they think im awake i need food i eat i am tired i shall sleep ... if they were sentian i bet they would snot flour or sumthing

also abortion is were the baby is terminated while its still getting a grown chickens can have abortions once its in egg there is a sceintific term i cant rember :-)

[benreilly]

Haha, funny way of lookin at things, but it was much funnier whenever George Carlin said it......

He was a pretty funny guy.
Here's a coupla more quotes from him.

2. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
3. When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
4. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
5. When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
6. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
8. Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
9. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
10. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
11. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
14. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
15. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
16. I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
17. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
18. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
19. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
20. I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
21. Electricity is really just organized lightning.