me screwing with gold sites.

**#ClumsyWizard** · 08-16-2007

me screwing with gold sites. Heres a convo.

Names I chose: Ashington; Pat; Patter; Peter Patter;

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You are now chatting with support agent 'Heather'

Your Issue ID for this chat is LTK1130181266X
Heather: Welcome to the LiveChat Service, Patter! Let me know how I can be of help while I'm pulling up your order details (if you have filled the pre-chat survey). I won't disconnect you unless I'm unqualified to help you.

I am actually handling many customers at the same time for a prolong period. Response time is slower than usual. Just bear with me here. I will use Canned Responses (CR) to increase chat efficiency. Feel free to ask me to elaborate if you find the CR unfitting.
Patter: Hello I bought 100g for my character to buy a night elf prostitute and my testicles blew up when I bought her with money I dont have, I ordered this about 1 year ago and it hasnt shown up. I think you guys are scammers.
Heather: What is your order number or in-game character name please? I need these info to track down your order.
Patter: since it happened a year ago I cant find the email with the ID. My character name is <GM >ZellZander
Heather: ZellZander?
Patter: Yes
Heather: sorry , we have no your order imformation with ZellZander
Patter: Ah.. I'm going to report you to the higher ups.
Heather: Higher-ups?
Patter: Enjoy being sued by big blue snow!

Chat terminated by transferr.
Being transferred to Angelia.

Patter: Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!*
Angelia: its a federal felony to insult live help operaters.

<Chat has been terminated>

*Translation: I wish you a slow death, but a quick ride to hell!