How do I get sick/ill/fever/cold overnight for MoP?

[chriddez]

Hey guys I'm looking for a way to get Actual sick, since faking is not an option (My dad and mom is both doctors).

I'm 18 years old, and haven't been sick for three years straight, (yaay doctor parents) so I believe I deserve to actually slack a bit, and enjoy the game.

My sister is sick atm, and I'm trying to drink from those glasses and cups she drinks from, but I haven't really felt anything from it yet.

Give me your great ideas!

[Thunderofnl]

Jump from a building that is atleast 7 meters high.

[Wetop]

Eat some tobacco

[Disphotic]

lick public toilet seats

[flashburn]

You are 18 years old dude... Just tell them you are staying home to play the game? They'll disapprove but **** it, you're an adult

[Cazki]

Over just 1 night might be hard... why don't you go outside in the cold weather for a few hours in just your undies? might "help" this "problem" ^^

[Thunderofnl]

I also heard that you can get sick as hell from eating a raw potato.
Other suggestions: Eat raw chicken.
Eat raw cow.
Eat raw anything really.. except fish...

[Nightshadey]

Sell your soul to satan stage 2 non life-threatening lung cancer

[Maisteri]

I heard that if you have sex with a sick person you get sick too

trust me, im sick.

[Falkeid]

This is the best thread I've ever seen on Ownedcore.

[Thunderofnl]

**** a monkey, 100% aids.

[Dante]

Puke, best way!
Get those disquisting smelling bombs and put it in a bag that doesn't release any air at all. Then some deep breaths in it ^-^
Or just put ur fingers in ur throat but that just wierd man... just wieed.. XD

[Jaerin]

You're ****ing 18 man up and act like an adult. Do whatever the f you want...

[Thunderofnl]

Don't listen to anyone. Get 16 sleeping *****, take them with alcohol otherwise you die and you'll be sick tomorrow.. Garuanteed.

[Cazki]

Say you have endometrial cancer