edit: nvm was probably a bit too much
edit: nvm was probably a bit too much
Last edited by Disphotic; 09-24-2012 at 10:30 AM.
HOW TO GET sick in 4 easy steps
1) Watch Jersey shore
2) Get sick from watching said jersey shore
3) ???????
4) Profit
I might be 18, but I still live at home, therefore my parents would kill me if I'd stay home all day to just play a game, therefore I'm looking for legitimate ways, and not something eat 183975 sleeping ***** and drink it with 85435 litres of vodka, and raw chicken and salmonella for the main course.. I'm not trying to get killed here.
Mix orange juice and milk. Drink it. Nuff said
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN. ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓
Half of what people suggest wont make me sick/ill/flue/cold/whatever it'll just make me puke...
Take some of those hands and foot warmers, you know how they get REALLY hot? Well sleep with them in really warm socks. Then wear flannel clothes under a bunch of warm blankets. Wake up the next morning, and you will feel dizzy and hot. It's basically a fever. It's simple, not dangerous, the effects last all day, and you will miss school! Have fun!
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN. ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓
Drink syrup of ipecac.
Just be aware that it will probably induce vomitting for a while...
Ipecac Chug - YouTube
Vomiting wont hinder me from attending school multiple days.
The school would disagree. Virtually all schools have policies that require kids to be out for at least 24 hours after vomiting or fever.
You might be right, but my beloved parents would say otherwise..
BUMP
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Just bang your sick sister then you'll actually be sick
Have a bath and go under heavy fan, drink really cold water ( if you want) . You may get sore throat or cold or both. Good luck