Need feedback and suggestions on my best man speech

**montgola** · 07-19-2012

For those of you who do not know me I am Larry Montgomery and have been honored tonight as the best man. Im kind of bothered though because if I am the best man then why isnt Susan marrying me? So tonight I am just a pretty good man and Steven you are the best man. So I was kind of nervous about this speach and the best advice I received was that the speach needed to last as long as it took for the Groom to make love. On that note ladies and gentleman have a great night. No im kidding. Susan you look absolutely spectacular tonight I mean really your smile just lights up the room so I have to say that its definitely a sad day for all the single men out their tonight to see such a beautiful woman come off the market. And I believe that I can also speak for all you single ladies out their that well... Today is just another day = ) Nah Im kidding but really though Steven you will always be my best friend even though you convinced me to join the army let me tell you Iraq awesome nothing better then hot sunny summer days appreciate you convinving me to join and all the crazy things we did as kids such as your brilliant ideas of going into the woods to have bb gun wars and blowing up fireworks in eachothers faces I can honestly say that Marrying Susan is the smartest idea you ever had.Really man I have never seen you this happy you two will do great things in life. The two of you decided to get married for better or for worse and its quite appropriate for this situation because Steven you couldnt really have done any better and Susan well you couldnt have really done any worse. But know I love these two to death and well Susan Steven is a brother to me and I am very happy to welcome you into our family. On that note everyone raise your glasses to Steven and Susan Phillips may today be the beginning of a wonderful new and forever lasting chaper in their lives, and may they always love honor and cherish eachother just as they do today.