I'll have a short version. I'll get in more detail if anyone needs me to.
Short:
Stole $90 from someone's paypal after I scammed thier account, and payment info (paypal password and everything. WoW account)
Wiped thier account, characters were not on my server, so I deleted all of them and replaced them with naked lvl 1 undeads named Youu Gotten Mmownedd Thingk Nexks Thyme. After that, I canceled my WoW account. About a day or two later My pet Dog Pwned jumped out of my window while chasing my cat Zell. My dog died and my cat lived. (3 floor fall out of my house.)
That night when I was playing F.E.A.R, I crapped my pants and my computer caught fire. (I'm posting from my 10 lb laptop.)
Girl friend did a pill overdose and died in her sleep. (Whole bottle of my Anti-pshychotic *****)
Today I wake up from a nightmare where the Avatars of Matt and Flying piggy are calling me a bastard and an Idiot for scamming a guys account and for giving away the site in character names. Flying piggy's Avatar bitch slapped me for stealing the money as well. I wake up and start posting this.
Any questions?
(I will still help out this community, maybe by model editting and such.)