Guide to playing WoW, and not smelling like shit

[Jeremiah]

HYGIENE!

Who cares about hygiene when I have my gearscore?

Well, my purveyor of powerfully-pungent smells, if you haven't noticed, WoW isn't as important as showering. Your mom always told you to clean behind your ears, and while you probably think I'm nagging you, you should find some time between long gaming sessions to WASH YOUR ASS.



IDEAS on how to make your BODY sparkle as bright as your TIER GEAR:

1.) WASH THEM FEET. You can do this while you're AFKing for a raid! Even at your desk, you bimbo!
2.) WASH THAT FACE. Once again, this can also be done in the middle of your raid, when your prot paladin tank goes to masturbate to Rule34 of famous world landmarks.
3.) For DPS, take quick showers between PUG queues. If you don't want to risk losing your place, get a pair of wireless headphones, crank up the volume and set them on the counter (cheap), and keep your game sounds on. Hop out of the shower to race back to the comp. Alternatively, you could turn your computer speakers up to full volume, if you can hear them from your bathroom
4.) PUT ON DEODORANT. A famous quote from one of my buddies about Warhammer 40K players, "They can spend hours and hours painting their tiny models, but they can't spend 30 seconds painting deodorant on their underarms". This goes for WoW players, too. Just because the people can't smell you over vent doesn't mean you shouldn't go to extra effort to make yourself smell like...

THIS:


OR THIS

OR THIS


"AH, THE SMELL OF VICTORY FILLS MY NOSTRILS AND REFRESHES MY SENSES."
-Happy reader of Aphel's "Smell Good" guide.
ENCHANTMENTS FOR YOUR BODY:

Lilac Shampoo:
+15 SMELL GOOD FACTOR
+10 HANDSOME
+10 SPARKLE


On Use: REMOVES WATER FROM YOUR SEXY BODY, MAKING YOU LOOK FRESH AND NICE LIKE A TRUE G.


BODY POWDER:
+50 RESIL
+10 SPARKLE

YOU CAN BE SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

JUST LIKE THIS OGM HE HAS AN MMOWNED TATTOO SOOOOOOO HOT

[Dragonshadow]

...wtf did I just read...

[d3rrial]

lol urewin:urewin:urewin:

[Jeremiah]

The sweet smell of a hot body.

[stoneharry]

...What the flux...

[Mazzel]

...What the flux...

This. Just...this.

[Mitron]

Lawl..... Win !! :3

[Trollblod]

That tattoo is fake though

[Confucius]

...Uh...

[Vyre]

Simply lmfao, this was the most awesome post EVER!