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    Really Funny Vampire Joke

    There was once three vampires in a castle that was going out and find blood to suck.

    The first one went out to find someone to suck blood from.
    When he came back to their castle with a drop of blood on his tooth the others asked,
    Where have you been ?
    You see that house over there ? That's where i've been.


    The second one went out to find a victim to get blood from.
    When he came back to their castle with the mouth full of blood the others asked,
    Where have you been ?
    You see the village over there ? That's where i've been.


    The third one went out to try get more blood than the other ones.
    When he came back to their castle with his face full of blood the others asked,
    Where have you been ?
    You see the wall over there ? Well, i didn't...

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    Really Funny Vampire Joke
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    Hilarious....

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    Originally Posted by Mitron View Post
    There was once three vampires in a castle that was going out and find blood to suck.

    The first one went out to find someone to suck blood from.
    When he came back to their castle with a drop of blood on his tooth the others asked,
    Where have you been ?
    You see that house over there ? That's where i've been.


    The second one went out to find a victim to get blood from.
    When he came back to their castle with the mouth full of blood the others asked,
    Where have you been ?
    You see the village over there ? That's where i've been.


    The third one went out to try get more blood than the other ones.
    When he came back to their castle with his face full of blood the others asked,
    Where have you been ?
    You see the wall over there ? Well, i didn't...
    Haha, actually laughed xD


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    I lol'd

    >.<

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    I giggled, was worth reading

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    I don't get it.. Did the last one run into the wall or something?

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    a chuckle was had

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    Originally Posted by stoneharry View Post
    I don't get it.. Did the last one run into the wall or something?
    My Common Sence is tingling! No joking, yea that was the point. Lol.

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