the 1 thing is you using your calculator wrong. 1/3 != 0.3333333... 1/3 being an iregular number, and cannot be described with decimals. Most calculators will assign 1/3 the decimal value 0.33333... since it is merely trying to give an estimate.
2nd 1 is a FAT40. divide (a-b). Since a=b, you would be dividing by zero. Geez, dont you know programming :/
What about, x/0 = infinite?
consider, lim(y->0) x/y approaches infinity?
EDIT: recalled seeing this somewhere, and i found the source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invalid_proof