Conflicker C

[Zurkei]

Wrong, it was a huge april fools joke....

[Stephen Colbert]

It actually wasn't a joke, it did activate, however, when it activated, nothing happened, because AV companies managed to block all attempts to reach the master server.

And also, if you have Conficker, you deserve it, because you're an idiot for not updating windows.

Also, Conficker=Configuration Fick=Configuration F*cked
Fick is a curse word auf Deustch