Ask me anything, and I will do my best to give you a completely bullshit answer

[Liquid Malfunction]

So I herd you like mudkipz?

[Maisteri]

So this is why they call this place General Chat xD

[cXm0d]

What number house do i live at?

4645. A completely random number.

So I herd you like mudkipz?

No actually, I hated swampert, so I always went with Torchick.

And the BJ thing, no I wouldn't. Why give a self BJ when you have someone to do it for you? o.o

[Szharz]

do you see yourself as a mange/anime upset guy. ?

[ferocity]

What happens if you divide over 9000 by zero times x?

[Grasi]

Is Milhouse a meme?

[ferocity]

Is Milhouse a meme?

milhouse isn't a meme... although milhouse is not a meme is a meme

[ViND_]

Do you think Hitsugaya Toushiro is gay? And will Kurosaki Ichigo beat Aizen?

[Obama]

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box.

Once you're in heaven, do you get struck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If corn oil in made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why does Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs?

[cXm0d]

Do you think Hitsugaya Toushiro is gay? And will Kurosaki Ichigo beat Aizen?

Yes. No, he will be defeated and the series will end.

do you see yourself as a mange/anime upset guy. ?

I have no idea what that means. I'm going to go with "no".

Can you cry under water?

Yes. I highly doubt people who were chained to the bottom of the ocean due to an unpaid debt to a mafia syndicate died without a little tears.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

You seem to have the wrong interpretation of "Assassinate". To complete such an action, one must be a ninja. If not a ninja, it's murder. John Wilkes Booth was a ninja.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box.

To leave room for the peppers, and garlic sauce. Duh.

Once you're in heaven, do you get struck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Clothes? Whats heaven without a little bit of nudity?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Because, they are ninjas. Looking for their next target.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

I think it might be because bra is a shortened form of brassiere, a French word. Panties is a cutesy variation of underpants - which describes how they are worn, as in under pants. Pant is sometimes a singular, and then there are trousers, which I've never seen as simply trouser unless used in conjunction with another word, like trouser snake. But now I've gone rather far afield, I fear, and brought up many details in my digression that you probably were not seeking.
(Googlemagic for that one)

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Because un-decent people like toast too.

If corn oil in made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Babies... Erm, mineral oil.

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

No. Your mind has been so numbed as a child in preschool, all nursery rhymes begin to sound the same.

Why does Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs?

Is the second part a question? I suggest you re-word it. As for the first part, Goofy is confused.

ALL 4CHAN RELATED QUESTIONS WILL BE IGNORED, DID YOU NOT READ THE FIRST RULE OF THE INTERNET?

[Liquid Malfunction]

Can you cry under water?=No

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Answer=you have to be the presidents daughter

Why does a round pizza come in a square box.answer=BECAUSE DINNER CAT SAID SO

Once you're in heaven, do you get struck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Answer=no you go up naked

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Answer=cause binoculars are l337

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?Answer=Cause panties has a S

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?Answer=Cause the dog needs to eat toast to

If corn oil in made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Answer=Baby shi oh um nvm

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Answer=Ya

Why does Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs? answer=Goofy is the smatest

the answers are in the quote

[Commodore Stocker]

Can you tell me what time it is in Moscow? I think the skating rink is now open in red square.

[Liquid Malfunction]

its 10 pm I have a Moscow clock =D

And whyz noz 4chan questions =(

[Annasky74]

Could you explain why Blizzard frowns on buying wow gold, and use of bots? I could give more dtail from which my questionstems if needed but you have to say plz

[Obama]

you should do standup