[Question] Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[Aes]

standing up but i wipe from the front so my balls get all sh***y lol jk

[Phygar]

Lol, on the subject:

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725972

[Parog]

standing
pros: Easier access to affected area, immediate gratification of seeing what you made in the bowl

cons: Risk of getting poo on the floor that wasn’t quite out when you were still sitting, possible strained hamstring

sitters will argue that when you stand up, the poo “mushes together” between your cheeks, but i can assure you that is not the case.

hahahahahahahahaa

[Cryt]

Lol, on the subject:

"Standing vs. Sitting: How Do YOU Wipe?" by Kev Kage on CollegeHumor

that page is full of win. haha. "Next week, we’ll discuss the advantage of using baby wipes over plain old toilet paper."

standing up but i wipe from the front so my balls get all sh***y lol jk

ahem.. brown baller.

[project anthrax]

i do it at like a 35.76543 % angle

[b!atch]

You all do it wrong:/


I put a towel on the floor and rub my ass forward-backwards for 76,99½ seconds!

[Mellexx]

You all do it wrong:/


I put a towel on the floor and rub my ass forward-backwards for 76,99½ seconds!

Hahaha (invisible filler)

[wtfx]

Standing.. ofcourse

[Mellexx]

Ah what the hell might as well answer, Standing

[~Jagris]

A little of both so no matter what crowd I am with I am covered.

[Mellexx]

Haha..that actually makes sense :P

[Saaen]

I sit down, I'm too scared to stand up, if I stand up, my shirt always seems to get get caught in my butt, and I don't like brown stains that smell on my clothes. :P

lol weird thread.

[Dark-Storm]

This is really a wierd thread although I always have wiped standing up. I thought everyone was suppose to do that.

[Cryt]

majority = standing.


sigh

[0-0-7]

Im a sitter FOR LIFE!