My friend is retarted.

[Alkhara Majere]

Friend - "Hey Alk, do you know where Warlord Sriss'tiv is?"
Me- "Sure, one sec."
Me- "There we go. A map for ya."

Friend- "is he in Bristlelimb Village? or where?"
Me -
Friend - "so hes BY Bristlelimb Village? because i don't have coords on my map"


So, at this time, Im a little pissed at a mage in my current group who is insta cast pyroblasting mobs, pulling agro with 4k crits and calling the tank and myself (the healer) morons, the tank because apparently you can hold aggro dead on the ground, after not getting any heals from the Priest because he is frantically keeping the Mage alive (fixed later).

So, I decide to help my friend with a little bit of *******ness.



I am Alkhara Majere, and I hate retarted people who cant read maps.

[Cenak]

....I am not always a retard... just sometimes

[Alkhara Majere]

....I am not always a retard... just sometimes

:wavey:

[KuRIoS]

haha
funny funny

[WoWLegend]

heh i have a story too, from TBC:

so i was in the Blood Furnace and i had a group of a tank (me) preist 2 palladins (one is resto) and a rogue. Well the resto paladin started telling us how to do our jobs, she told me how to tank, the rogue how to dps and the healers how to heal, the funny thing is she didnt do anything just stood their giving orders.

skip ahead to the boss fight with the big eye monster (cant remember his name i think its broggok or something.)

Well after we took out the orcs the healers were out of mana so when we started the fight i held aggro the best i could until i died, then we wiped. But instead of taking the wipe in a technical way, the paladin wanted to bitch about it so here are some quotes.

paladin:"Well we wouldnt of wiped if the tank did his job."
me:"Uhhh... actually i was i was holding aggro and staking debuffs, thats what tanks do."
paladin:"Well you didnt have to run away!"
me:"what? You see its kinda funny because i died in the same place i first started the aggro, i did not move, would you like to see my fraps?" (yes i keep fraps on runs cause of this thing, but i overwrite cause my dads worried about disc space.)

the paladin stayed silent the rest of the run. ^^ awesome story alk, its the retards that keep wow interesting.

[Enfeebleness]

Actually the retards only make the game interesting once you look back on it on the forums.

At the time it's more of "OMG I WANT TO KILL YOU IN YOUR CHAIR RIGHT NOW."


Yeahh..... sounds about right.

[X-Gogeta]

Yup... totally agree with you enfeebleness :P.

Ingame, i totally owned a GM - while ****ting my pants... After i got confirmation that i wasnt banned, i was laughing so hard, that i almost peed my pants xD.

[Banksey]

BTW WoWlegend...Druids go Resto...Pala's go Ret

[Glynbeard]

lmao lol funney