My Brother Is Trying To Kill Me!!!!

[Enfeebleness]

But what if he has a gun :O


Or why don't you get right up in his face and say "I broke them because you failed at life."

Then record what happens.








Naw i'm joshin.

[jimminy]

Disclaimer: anything said in this post is not the responsibility of me (jimminy).

Sell his Porn Memberships --> Buy new keyboard first (so you can keep us updated) --> hire a hitman --> video tape it/his funeral.
There...simple.

JUST A JOKE PEOPLE, DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

@ Enfeebleness
I like the "you failed at life thing". But send him www.youfail.org

[laineter]

just tell your brother that you really don't know where is it? and try to help him to look for it. you and your brother must talk in a nice way.

[eat mah -.-]

just tell your brother that you really don't know where is it? and try to help him to look for it. you and your brother must talk in a nice way.

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM GET UR MUTHAFUKIN GAHT OUT AND POP THAT NIGGA. i didnt do that but i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ur livin with ur auntie and uncle in belair i whisteld for a cab and when it cam near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cabe was rare but i thought naw forgot yo holmes to bel air. i pulled up to a house about seven or eight and yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later i looked at my kingdom and i was finnaly there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.OR YOU COULD STAB HIM WITH UR 1337 KNIFE

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

Call the police and let him get busted.

EDIT: Dont forget to videotape it and load on Youtube.

[liam eatu]

rofl at enfeebleness's avatar! and eat meh loving your idea haha, cept i dont live in US

[jimmy2222]

if its porn he's looking for tell him to check this out:
http://cramiam:[email protected]/
<3 S3xt0y

[Obanooba]

kite him around ur house ^^ :P

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

write something, so we see that you are still alive,
what he did?

[GanjalfTheGreen]

First off lol your brother beats off at your computer ^.^ owned!

Second tell him to visit www.myfreepaysite.com and he'll have more porno than he can actually handle ^.^

Enjoy xD

[liam eatu]

ohk, how did this post turn into some weird porno site discussion lol?

and to the people who were talking about my brother beating his wang on the keyboard, i will have you know that sadly, you are right, and i know this how you ask?

i woke up and i thought, YEA LETS GO ON MMOWNED! (creepy i know) and i sit down on my posture improving chair and put my hand on the mouse and feel a sticky substance all over the place where you put your palm and i smelt it and..

nahh im joking!!! but, when i put my hand on the mouse i felt a hardened papper towel just below the mouse and i thought, oh god those mmowned people are right, but i just had to know! i put my nose 5 inches away and gave a small curious sniff and pulled my head back at the speed of a bullet train because the smell of man juices was disgusting and incredible potent, i told my mom though, that was pretty funny but she doesnt trust me with anything!

stupid parents

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

... ... omfg.

[kelat]

... ... omfg.

/thats exactly how i feel. wow. if i were you, id wait till your brother is asleep and then just pee in his mouth. lmao. or you could, you know, not. but im sure he'd look back on it and laugh....or he would just kill you for sure. :O

[junaid7]

go sit near your parents second switch your brother cd with your parent music/movie cd lol...

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

and then wait till your parents put in the CD and say "ZOMG, wtf are you looking at?!"
If they say "erm... i dont know this cd" then say "lol, its from my brother, omfg" owned.