the big bad wolf

[L'Lawliet]

ok i just made this up, this is what you could do if you learn telkenisis for a long time

the Big Bad Wolf said: I'll pull up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties, and fu** your little red socks off." And Little Red Riding Hood said, "No you'll just eat me like the book says!!"

and here is what my friend made up

a Man came back from the war to his wife, whom he didn't see for years. He quickly took her to the bathroom, locked the door and said, "Honey, look what i learned while I was in Vietnam!!" He pulled down his pants and boxers and he said, "Attention!!!" His penis rose all the way up. Then he said, "Stand Down!!!" And his penis went back down.

[D3m0n1ca]

Ummm... Wow....

[karlov]

....Ditto previous post.